Pfft. Uh, stick, obvs.
I think that a perfect rock is harder to encounter, so I'll take that. The stick is cooler imo, though.
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Exactly my thoughts but other way around. I'd love to throw that rock, but to keep that stick
It's always the rock, and always have been.
Bruh, everyone knows the stick is better.
No make fire with rock, stick win
Flint: am I a joke to you?
The rock is geological wonder.
The stick has been manipulated to look like that.
Rock. The stick is fake.
Stick is temporary. It will degrade and fall apart eventually. Rock is forever, rock can be family heirloom.
Break stick in half? Now two sticks.
Stick always win.
Had the perfect stick sword as a kid. Another kid thought to be mean and broke it in half. Cool, TWO short swords, dual wielding unlocked.
He made you a pair of sai!
Why you both use caveman voice if not cavemen? Not funny. Use own voice.
Rock is easier to carry, lasts longer, and is harder to replicate.
Counterpoint: I will immediately skip the rock on the first body of water I find, losing it instantly. Stick I will treasure forever.
But stick
This is, no joke, exactly how the argument went, in my head. And the stick won.
Perfect stick is easily crafted with a knife, perfect rock will need advanced machine. I pick paper, it win against rock.
Perfect Paper is not the discussion! Back of the line!
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Just to make my statement perfectly clear:
Goblin “artificer”
Definitely the stick. A perfect rock is only good once, which is when you throw it. A stick is good for decades. My dad has a stick I found 36 years ago and still uses it. Nobody uses a rock for that long.
What is stopping you from picking up the rock after throwing it? Let me tell you, I still have a little pebble I found by a river some 20 years ago and it's not even a particularly cool looking rock or anything. If I had a perfect rock you better bet I'd keep it forever.
I'm not scuba certified.
No worries, the rock won't go anywhere. It'll remain where you left it, patiently waiting for you to become scuba certified, like the good rock it is.
I don't know... rocks can be tricksters sometimes.
Take both. If anyone questions you, hit them with whichever one is in your good hand.
I feel like there is a stick community on Lemmy but I can't seem to find it now. Has anyone else seen this?
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Can't I multi-class??
Rock fits in bundle, stick barely fits in car or big sky man save bus, me take rock
SHTICK!
I'm leaning towards a stick, but that's a Goliath felling rock if I've ever seen one. Plus, I could skip that thing across the universe.
I hear ya, but.
(slaps stick) You can wail on so many telephone poles with this bad boy.
Stick
If you ever have a dog, and your stick will get stolen, your dog will find it
Source: Labrador guy
Rock
If you ever have a dog, your stick won't be one for long, your dog will chew through it and bring another log
Source: German Shepherd guy
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Neither, leave it like you found it.
I always understood it as:
Don't add, but you may remove ( things like sticks or stones, nothing else )
Take only pictures
Leave only footprints
Stone stacking changed that
"may remove" is meant more for garbage other people left behind
I'd do anything for a good skimming stone
Not the repost.
stick
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