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submitted 2 months ago by homesweethomeMrL to c/microblogmemes
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Pfft. Uh, stick, obvs.

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[–] greencactus 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stick

If you ever have a dog, and your stick will get stolen, your dog will find it

Source: Labrador guy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rock

If you ever have a dog, your stick won't be one for long, your dog will chew through it and bring another log

Source: German Shepherd guy

[–] greencactus 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

True, but then your dog will at least have some fun before the stick disappears. If the dog eats the stone, none of you will have the fun. This way, both of you will have fun before the ultimate disappearance of time and space