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[–] FartsWithAnAccent 172 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Isn't this just that "boofing" that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What's the problem?

[–] BeMoreCareful 44 points 7 months ago

I'm pretty sure this was consensual.

[–] NeptuneOrbit 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.

[–] nuggsy 3 points 7 months ago

Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?

[–] FlashZordon 131 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

[–] MrJameGumb 116 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Dinner with a show, what's not to love!?

[–] Sanctus 101 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Can't even keister a margarita in public anymore, what's the world come to?

[–] jayk 39 points 7 months ago

because of WOKE

[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ffs, have the tiniest goddamn sliver of class people.

[–] Iheartcheese 134 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's all the fuss about? Who hasn't butt-chugged a pitcher of margaritas at a Mexican restaurant?

Nobody else? Just me and the lady in the article?

[–] Frozengyro 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Casa Bonita special: just $9.99 all you can butt chug!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 7 months ago

I put the one in my town out of business with that deal.

[–] lefixxx 4 points 7 months ago

The episode writes itself

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago

Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes those Margarita taste like shit.

[–] scutiger 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I guess it's a good thing she didn't have to taste it, then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Butt chugging doesn't require taste buds. Chugging of the butt does require them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The funnel gets 86'd

What does this mean?

[–] TexasDrunk 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

86 is shorthand for "removed from the menu" or similar.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.

I.e. kicking someone out of a bar

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I've also heard it used almost exclusively in terms of "getting rid of someone/something from where it currently is", most commonly "86 that thought/idea" in place of "forget that" or similar

Turns out it originally is from food menus

[–] HappycamperNZ 8 points 7 months ago

I always heard it as "8 miles out, 6 feet under" I.e murdered and body dumped ages away.

Im actually really surprised no one else mentioned that one

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that flash game where you put a gerbil up JLO's butt

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I want to know more about this, but at the same time I really don't.

[–] Glitterbomb 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I braved the google search, found what looks like a flash game thats broken/unsupported on my phone.

http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I was never able to find it myself. While writing I just guessed it was a gerbil or something. Glad to know you kinda found it and that this game was not just some fever dream.

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By the way, Internet Archive adds some sort of translation layer for flash animations so it can be opened in modern browsers including on your phone:

https://web.archive.org/web/20050127013251/http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Keep it in the bedroom kids!

[–] RandomGuy79 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Of course it's in fucking waycross

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Close to Florida, but still not IN Florida. Which is what I was expecting.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Do... Do you think she got a brain freeze?

[–] signor 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Obviously it has to be frozen.

[–] waz 2 points 7 months ago

Frozen, or in-the-rumps?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

how would she boof rocks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I really don't see an issue here tbh in the grand scheme of things.

At least they ate living their best lives it seems... I can't hate it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Word. Everyone here is jelly that they don't have an SO that can plug a margarita into their butt.

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[–] Thcdenton 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Freefall 3 points 7 months ago

That's one way to paint an Atlas

[–] Mediocre_Bard 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrJameGumb 5 points 7 months ago

Perhaps one of them was doing a handstand at the time?

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