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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] GraniteM 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Cobra Cabana

[–] HappycamperNZ 48 points 3 months ago

Well its not a millennial because its got its own house.

Must be a boomer

[–] jwing 44 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] psmgx 15 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

It's a Coop Cage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Chicken Ki'oop

[–] CascadianGiraffe 3 points 3 months ago

Chicken Coup

[–] RightHandOfIkaros 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The "Three Day Special Operation" trim package.

[–] merari42 4 points 3 months ago

Reality is a lot like Team Fortress 2, but you can even buy hats for tanks

[–] MeatPilot 28 points 3 months ago

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a tank in a cage.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It’s Hank, the house-shaped tank

[–] KaiReeve 18 points 3 months ago

There's only one type of tank found beneath houses and that's a septic tank.

[–] Pizza_Rat 17 points 3 months ago

Faraday Rage

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Closing in on 40k drip, get a priest to put an altar on it for some mobile deity blessings and we’re basically there

[–] Ipodjockey 16 points 3 months ago

Operation Outhouse.

[–] manualoverride 14 points 3 months ago

Pizza Blyat

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"I'm not stopping there. We have home at tank."

[–] damnthefilibuster 13 points 3 months ago

Jungle Gym.

[–] BradleyUffner 11 points 3 months ago

Tanky McHouse-Face

[–] uservoid1 11 points 3 months ago

"Our house, was our castle and our keep

Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, that was where we used to sleep

Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house" -- Madness

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

birdcage

chain gang

shot box

rollin' rusty

grateful tread

chained to the wheel

"grill marks, bud"

cage against the machine?

[–] yesman 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Tense Fence

[–] Revonult 9 points 3 months ago

Cope Gazebo

[–] iamnotdave 9 points 3 months ago

WWE RAGE IN A CAGE MATCH

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

This right here is the Fuck Shack

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The Church of Cope

[–] 33550336 7 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Well.. it's the king of tanks, and it's a hut at the same time. So :

King T'hut

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Richard, even

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] NOT_RICK 5 points 3 months ago

Pyramid Shed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

whack-a-troll

[–] DaddleDew 5 points 3 months ago

Blyatmobile

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] Macaroni_ninja 5 points 3 months ago

Hey its my 567th half completed big project in Terraria. I wonder if I generate a new world and start from scratch I can build something even bigger...

[–] pjwestin 5 points 3 months ago

I think that's the Ram 3500 Mega Cab.

[–] WordBox 4 points 3 months ago

Special Operations Birdcage

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

De-track-me.

[–] AtHeartEngineer 3 points 3 months ago

That's a t80

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Scrap metal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Cope Castle

[–] Warl0k3 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The Alhambruh

[–] CptEnder 3 points 3 months ago

Russian T House

[–] PunnyName 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Thunderfail

[–] boatsnhos931 1 points 3 months ago

Palestine Pickup. Pp for short

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