merari42

joined 3 months ago
[–] merari42 4 points 25 minutes ago

That's not my department said Wernher von Braun

[–] merari42 7 points 1 day ago

Well. The folk punks always knew that we all are just compost in training.

[–] merari42 2 points 1 day ago

I did move within the EU for studying and for work and it was generally a good experience and I would do it again. Am German and have been in Ireland for studying and lived in the Netherlands and Slovenia for work (although never longer than for one year).

[–] merari42 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Smithers ... You ... Are ... Really ... Good ... At... Turning me on.

[–] merari42 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Shaka when the walls fell

 

I'd say Simpsons, because it has probably the largest base of useful quotes.

[–] merari42 8 points 3 days ago

Nightmares beyond human comprehension like something out of a video game character creator with lots of liberty but even weirder and then probably the default settings again.

[–] merari42 20 points 3 days ago

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[–] merari42 2 points 3 days ago

Edward Teller is just the kind of scientist you need to build civil engineering projects out of doomsday devices.

[–] merari42 1 points 3 days ago

The people over at NCD must be getting raging hardons just from seeing this.

[–] merari42 34 points 3 days ago

This is what CRISPR was invented for

 
[–] merari42 2 points 1 week ago

Can't even light my shire after the "Scouring of the Shire" anymore. The hobbits returned from their adventure to a overly bureaucratic shire with pollution and destruction of its old trees.

[–] merari42 2 points 1 week ago

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