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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Popularize this fashion until everyone's doing it. Then everyone can smuggle all the chicken they want anywhere they want without being suspected. Personally though I'm putting fried chicken in mine.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Normalise fried chicken cologne as well

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

The real Buckethead

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know if this just caught me at the right time or what but I don’t think I’ve ever cried laughing at a meme before. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's her expression that gets me

[–] MehBlah 12 points 4 months ago

The expression of someone who has just farted but knows no one will ever suspect her?

[–] ThePyroPython 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's such a brilliant expression, the cheeky smirk and eyes full of glee. Zendaya knows something and is relishing the fact that everyone else doesn't.

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[–] pjwestin 27 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I bet he's secretly smuggling chicken as well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

He smuggles the entire poultry industry

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (7 children)

The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.

The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn't really any worse after being sideways for a while

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Really probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.

[–] MisterFrog 12 points 4 months ago

So far I'm sensing a food related theme with your sexual conquests

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Legit did the drunk couple act with my GF once to smuggle her favorite candies into the theater for a movie date

Just had so much shit that it was sticking out even on my deep pocket pea-coat

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[–] KoalaUnknown 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I’ve walked into a regal cinema with twizzlers and a water bottle many times before. They do not care.

[–] PunnyName 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hard to care when not paid enough.

[–] KoalaUnknown 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I googled it and the one by me pay fairly well for the area and they often hire disabled workers.

[–] krashmo 21 points 4 months ago

Nice, it should be even easier to sneak a chicken past a guy in a wheelchair.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

i feel like a hot rotisserie chicken is a different ball game

[–] Etterra 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My fiancee: that hat is too big for her head.

Me: did you even read the caption?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's obviously too small for two rotisserie chickens

[–] Raxiel 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Could fit more than a couple of roast quail though

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

If she didn't bring a rotisserie chicken, that hat is definitely too big. But if she thought of bringing one, her brain is so large that it wouldn't leave any room for the chicken.

That hat is a real Catch 22.

[–] Thcdenton 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The air of superiority in that face. It's like a surrealist mona lisa.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 8 points 4 months ago

It's because she knows that chicken is really tasty

[–] norimee 8 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Fuck the law

There is no law about any kind of chicken in cinemas. They can't even arrest you, when you bring your pet chicken.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If only that were true for every country on this earth

[–] norimee 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I doubt there is actually a country that has a law about it. That cinemas don't allow it, doesn't mean there is a law.

My sister doesn't allow people to wear shoes in her living room. Doesn't mean there is a law against shoes in living rooms and you will be arrested for wearing shoes.

You are welcome to prove me wrong and provide a source for your claim.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for this OP, everyone I've shared this with has gotten a kick out of it. It's such a big, goofy hat. That paired with that smirk on her face is too perfect.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 4 months ago

Goofy hats are whack yo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd hate to sit behind this person.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's a lot of chicken. I bet she would share.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Alas, I'm not into chicken, let alone head chicken.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever even tried head chicken?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 4 months ago

Cargo pants and Chinese takeout

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I could put soooo many beans *into one of those.

[–] toomanypancakes 5 points 4 months ago

You could smuggle in an entire watermelon with that hat, dang

[–] werefreeatlast 4 points 4 months ago

Nah. That's an entire air fryer in there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

This is so hilarious.

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