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I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre
How did that turn out
The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.
The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn't really any worse after being sideways for a while
Fuckin cool, dude
Really probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.
So far I'm sensing a food related theme with your sexual conquests
I got laid with pancakes!
You should have opened the box and taped the pizza down.
That would have been smart, but at the time 'funny' was more important than 'effective', and again, it was a Little Caesars pizza; it was not significantly harmed by being sideways for 20 minutes
Dude think about it -- do you really want to eat pizza that's been duct taped to the box? I was also working the funny. We only recently learned that you could glue it.
Well, again, it's Little Caesars; duct tape also would not impact the quality of the pizza.
...are you from somewhere that doesn't have Little Caesars? If so, understand: their pizza is best described as 'edible'
their pizza box is not the only thing that looks to be made of cardboard
Exactly
Edit: The meme that comes to mind goes something like
"Have our pizza, it's hot and ready"
"Is it good?"
"It's hot and ready."