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[–] disguy_ovahea 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In case anyone else feels the need to rewatch the bit after seeing this:

https://youtu.be/ycKNt0MhTkk

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[–] KISSmyOSFeddit 32 points 5 months ago

I love the fact that the term Spam for unwanted emails comes from the Monty Python skit.

[–] CluckN 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This image is so old I thought the joke was how good the prices were.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

seriously, 35 bucks gets you half a bigmac these days

[–] Jiggle_Physics 1 points 5 months ago

It isn't that out of touch with contemporary prices. Maybe 10 years at most, as a lot of the cost increase has been the past 5 years. Doesn't mean the image isn't older, just commenting on the price here.

A current restaurant serving Lobster Thermidor costs about 55$. While any place serving this dish is likely a high quality restaurant, it's not until one obtains a michelin star that it becomes a 3 digit affair.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

This really wasn’t that long ago. That was 10 or 20 years ago I think (can’t remember which because I’m old and time is compressed for me), but I can remember when you could get ultra basic breakfast, granted in not very classy places.

Actually no, I might be remembering 30 years ago. Sitting in a bowling alley in the 90s, that served food. Little paper placemats with right-angled celtic knot patterns all around the edge. Silverware wrapped up tight in a napkin.

That kind of place would have a basic breakfast for about a dollar.

Seems like prices shouldn’t have risen as much as they have in just that short a time.

[–] aeronmelon 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

🎶 "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam..." 🎵

[–] MrPommeroy 14 points 5 months ago

🎼 Lovely spaaaam, wonderful spam! 🎵

[–] niktemadur 4 points 5 months ago

🎵 Spam de spam
de spammety spam... 🎵

[–] Hobbes_Dent 21 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I’m sitting at work right now hungry. About half an hour ago I looked in my backup food supply and find only two things - instant mashed potatoes and Spam.

I think this is a sign. I mean, the picture is a sign.

Problem is I like my Spam like blackened on the outside which may piss off my partner.

[–] TotallynotJessica 9 points 5 months ago

I like my spam not in my stomach

[–] Maco1969 3 points 5 months ago

Spam croquettes!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Scorched spam is good spam. Goes well with fried pineapple rings

(That should annoy enough people)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You can cook one blackened and the other brown, so you can have a "Spam, mashed potatoes and Spam" for lunch.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I want this menu as a poster for my wall

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It would go nicely with my clock:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gotta send a 24h timelaps of the clock

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Dunno about a timelapse but here's the current state:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That’s a very nice clock. Only legs move, not arms?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Of course. It's Ministry of Silly Walks, not Silly Flailing Arms About.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

My thoughts exactly. We're already two, so there's a market. Someone exploit our demand!

[–] Window_Error_Noises 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] dejected_warp_core 2 points 5 months ago

While not the same, I bet lobster tacos are pretty tasty.

[–] LeroyJenkins 10 points 5 months ago

Let's denote the prices of the components as follows:

Egg: ( E )

Bacon: ( B )

Sausage: ( S )

Spam: ( P )

We are given the following equations based on the prices of the combinations:

( E + B = 1.10 )

( E + S + B = 1.49 )

( E + P = 1.50 )

( E + P + B = 2.10 )

( E + P + S + B = 2.49 )

First, subtract Equation 1 from Equation 2:

[ (E + S + B) - (E + B) = 1.49 - 1.10 ]

[ S = 0.39 ]

Next, subtract Equation 1 from Equation 4:

[ (E + P + B) - (E + B) = 2.10 - 1.10 ]

[ P = 1.00 ]

Next, subtract Equation 3 from Equation 5:

[ (E + P + S + B) - (E + P) = 2.49 - 1.50 ]

[ S + B = 0.99 ]

We already know from a previous calculation that ( S = 0.39 ), so substitute ( S ) in:

[ 0.39 + B = 0.99 ]

[ B = 0.60 ]

Now we know ( B ) and can find ( E ) from Equation 1:

[ E + 0.60 = 1.10 ]

[ E = 0.50 ]

We have found the prices:

Egg (( E )) = 0.50

Bacon (( B )) = 0.60

Sausage (( S )) = 0.39

Spam (( P )) = 1.00

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik 5 points 5 months ago

Well that just makes ordering simple for you because you only have two options.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

They got the joke wrong though

[–] Etterra 3 points 5 months ago

Man somebody spent hour making this.

[–] Heavybell 2 points 5 months ago

That last one sounds pretty good.