Alt: An image of glowring-red and charred pasta, captioned "al Dante"
Dante, you say?
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Al, you say?
TrickSwordRoyalGun Yyyeeeeghhhahohohooo!
YEAGH
el exterminador de demonios
Abandon all hope ye who rule here
Al dentes inferno
Wait, it's all burnt macaroni?
Always has been.
Those are penne, though, not macaroni..
Pennies don't burn like that though...?
They do once I'm done with them!
...no, I don't know what that means either 🤷
HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE
That's a darn tasty lookin' Pasta Carbonara.
The red means it's not cooked all the way. Better be safe...
Al Dead
I know some people like their pasta well cooked and all, but this is pasta joke now...
Would still eat. Pasta is pasta.
This guy constipates
That’s nobody’s business but the turds.
Just have a glass of water with it, k?
I recommend saving this picture in your phone. Then, the next time you burn food, you can look at this and feel better about your life because while you may have burned it, at least you didn't turn it into charcoal from the Abyss.
Fastest and sweat-free way of burning a shitload of calories