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Alt: An image of glowring-red and charred pasta, captioned "al Dante"

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[–] ummthatguy 20 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Al, you say?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

TrickSwordRoyalGun Yyyeeeeghhhahohohooo!

YEAGH

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

el exterminador de demonios

[–] niktemadur 13 points 5 months ago

Abandon all hope ye who rule here

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Al dentes inferno

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, it's all burnt macaroni?

Always has been.

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Those are penne, though, not macaroni..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pennies don't burn like that though...?

[–] Viking_Hippie 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They do once I'm done with them!

...no, I don't know what that means either 🤷

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE

[–] solidgrue 10 points 5 months ago

That's a darn tasty lookin' Pasta Carbonara.

[–] fury 9 points 5 months ago

The red means it's not cooked all the way. Better be safe...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I know some people like their pasta well cooked and all, but this is pasta joke now...

[–] Land_Strider 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Would still eat. Pasta is pasta.

[–] Ghostalmedia 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone 8 points 5 months ago

That’s nobody’s business but the turds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Just have a glass of water with it, k?

[–] Etterra 4 points 5 months ago

I recommend saving this picture in your phone. Then, the next time you burn food, you can look at this and feel better about your life because while you may have burned it, at least you didn't turn it into charcoal from the Abyss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Fastest and sweat-free way of burning a shitload of calories