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[–] [email protected] 164 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Outlook (new new new final)

[–] HootinNHollerin 56 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)
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[–] Oddbin 36 points 4 months ago

Just missing Outlook(1) and Outlook(OLD DONT USE)

[–] [email protected] 150 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I cannot believe they did this shit.

Every time I look at the teams icon with the word new on it, my brain thinks that means there are messages.

[–] d00ery 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We had the teams update at work, with the endless notifications to let me know that a new version was coming, would I like to update early, on the 1st the update will be forced ...

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And the new Teams is not simply a replacement, no. It's called "Teams (for work or school)" or something, while the old app is "Teams classic". Both look the same and are the same sluggish mess. So why exactly did we do all that crap?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And they would use at least a quarter or your RAM.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

uNuSeD rAm Is WaStEd RaM!!!

[–] marcos 9 points 4 months ago

All I know is that one of them has a /v2/ subpath on its URL, and the other has nothing.

Oh, and calls work in Firefox one the /v2/ one. That's an important difference.

What I really don't know is why they kept pestering me for months to make sure my browser supports the new version (where they know what my browser is, and only published enough requirements to tell IE won't work) while they only changed stuff that makes it work better on it.

[–] debil 15 points 4 months ago

Also the "we're setting things up for you" or whatever user-dumb-hide-details crap the Teams PWA throws on your screen while launching is just... As if there was a live team of engineers carefully configuring your current Teams instance so that it starts up right. (A bit off-topic, but current trend of software "speaking to users in patronising manner" is annoying af. Unless it's up to or exceeding HAL-3000 level, it should be abolished.)

[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry everyone, I'm here to help:

Mail

Garbage

Outlook

Hot Garbage

Outlook (new)

Shit-tier garbage

Glad to be of service! Until next time....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Next Outlook will be (Newer)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Outlook Final

Outlook Final Final

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Copy of Outlook Final (2) (new)

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"please use our spyware so we can syphon more of your personal info to get more quarterly profit.... We are begging you. See how many apps we have for mail?"

[–] HootinNHollerin 4 points 4 months ago
[–] LucidNightmare 49 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Outlook (New) is such garbage. Web app, and doesn’t support plugins. Less functionality over all. Pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

IIRC it also stores your account password server side and stores your emails there too, it's literally just webmail.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The new all new outlook(new(yess realy new(fr)))

[–] wreckedcarzz 16 points 4 months ago

"fam check this code I just yeeted out"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s even funnier when something like this happens to me and our IT guy goes I don’t remember installing that version…

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Probably didn't, it's microsofts dumb roll out of their updated with functionality removed deployment

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Took them almost a year to add the ability to open .eml files in the new client.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

That's because the new one is just the existing web app that loads inside an Edge instance so they were basically starting from scratch. I realized that when I discovered I couldn't open the new version on my laptop that I had uninstalled Edge from.

Oh, and MS is killing the old version. Joy.

[–] AllOutOfBubbleGum 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We still use on-prem Exchange with Microsoft Office at work, and it's really becoming a problem. Microsoft already auto adds shortcuts for 365 (which we don't use and doesn't work with our setup), and the "Mail" app (which also doesn't work with out setup), and now I have to explain to people to use the regularly titled Outlook icon and not the "Outlook (new)" icon (which again, won't work with our setup).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wooki 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Stop calling out my commit messages... I swear "fixed bug x (for real this time)(ok now it should be fixed) added feature y" is a valid commit message scheme.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you want to fix it take a look at the conventional git commits standard. No need to read a huge document it says what to do quickly on the website.

[–] Serinus 3 points 4 months ago

I'd rather add more Jira stories.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are you an employee at Valve? lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tbh i think Microsoft has a better track record of breaking, fixing and then un-fixing their software

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Maybe; but Valve has plenty of patch notes that say "X fixed," but it's not actually fixed and then the next update says "X fixed. No really this time." lol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

This is such a perfect demonstration of how useless Microsoft's ecosystem is. It's better than being forced to work in an Apple exclusive environment but "we're a windows shop" is one of the biggest red flags an employer can have.

[–] telllos 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can New outlook even open eml?? I remember it couldn't just a few months ago.

[–] Edlak 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It now can but not always. Still easier to point the default app to old outlook.

[–] MisterFrog 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

An email client that can't open email files? Hmmmmmm.

Is this something to do with the fact it's routing all emails via Microsoft servers?

I am not a developer

[–] mlg 17 points 4 months ago

Microsoft having 4 tabs for howtos depending on outlook version sums this up lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

As the saying goes, there's only two hard problems in IT:

Caching, naming things, and off by one errors.

[–] pslightlypsycho47 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nintendo Wii - > Nintendo Wii U. Nintendo 3DS - > New Nintendo 3DS

[–] Melonpoly 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Xbox> Xbox 360> Xbox One> Xbox One X> Xbox series X

[–] ripcord 9 points 4 months ago

For whatever reason, this one makes me very angry.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] thenextguy 10 points 4 months ago

And we suck at it.

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