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Storm trackers in the Texas Panhandle recovered a massive hail stone that researchers say is likely to be a new state record.

Val and Amy Castor, veteran storm chasers with Oklahoma City television station KWTV, discovered a piece of hail more than 7 inches (17.78 centimeters) long Sunday along the side of the road near Vigo Park while they were chasing a major thunderstorm system.

Val Castor said the stone was about the size of a pineapple.

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[–] FlyingSquid 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I presume we'll hear Texas Republicans tell us that this huge hail stone shows that ice in June is possible, therefore there is no global warming.

[–] barsquid 12 points 3 weeks ago

Global warming? If Earth is getting hotter then how could I have all this money from Big Oil?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

How large is that in energy drinks?

[–] Ghostalmedia 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hailla large!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

monsters or redbulls?
come to think of it. why hasn't RB come out with the 'monster RedBull' ?

[–] Cheskaz 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

How small are the pineapples in Texas? Because a can of Monster is not the same size of any pineapple I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

It's Texan monster, not small pineapple.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What fucking two-bit news outlet wrote this story, all talking about pineapples. WE MEASURE IN BANANAS, N00BS

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This isn't reddit. Pineapples are the new bananas!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I would count the scales on a pineapple relative to its size.
no scales on bananas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you have a laser, scales on bananas can be arranged.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

On Lemmy, I believe the community has settled on beans as a unit of measurement

[–] FattestMattest 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'd estimate it's between 3-10 bananas, depending on the size of the bananas.

[–] LustyArgonianMana 3 points 2 weeks ago

Anything but metric

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's especially hacky since that thing looks much closer to the size of a banana than a pineapple anyways!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Jesus, Mary and Joseph were immigrants that had to flee to avoid persecution to the sanctuary state of Egypt. This is Texas's warning to repent and change their ways.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

naw.. just their power grid creating a vortex

[–] RedWeasel 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just got to say that at that point it isn't a stone anymore.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Considering the Atlas stones in a strongman competition dwarf this hailstone, I'd say "stone" is still sufficient for that size. See also: dry stone walls, or UK imperial weight 1 stone = 14 lbs. (6.35kg)

I'll grant you that the concept of a 14lb hailstone is terrifying no matter how apt the terminology might be, though.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that a metric pineapple or an imperial pineapple?

[–] negativenull 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder if that would kill me at terminal velocity.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

A chunk of solid ice that big at terminal velocity? I'm betting yes, very much yes, very messily yes

[–] Twinklebreeze 9 points 3 weeks ago

Weird to see Val and Amy's names in the wild. They are tornado season regulars here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

One pineapple or 10 staple length.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Says it's the size of a pineapple; compares next to a can of Monster. And not even the larger can of monster, but the regular 16oz. Do they mean a canned pineapple? It does kinda look like a pineapple, though. Oblong and spikey.

[–] Aux 1 points 3 weeks ago

Everything is bigger in Texas for real!