FattestMattest

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[–] FattestMattest 5 points 5 days ago

South Park explained this quite well in "Volcano"

[–] FattestMattest 15 points 2 weeks ago

Live every week, like it's shark week.

[–] FattestMattest 48 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

You're slightly off. A senile old man vs a senile old man that's also a convicted criminal.

[–] FattestMattest 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'd estimate it's between 3-10 bananas, depending on the size of the bananas.

[–] FattestMattest 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If I'm not mistaken, Biden could add seats if he wanted to, so could any president. I think no one wants to do it because then the other party would add more as well.

[–] FattestMattest 5 points 1 month ago

But think of all the value they could return to shareholders!

[–] FattestMattest 2 points 2 months ago

One hit wonder to be means one song. One album hit wonders? Second Boston though! That first album is their greatest hits.

[–] FattestMattest 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Dude, the corporations pinky sweared that they totally did it. What more could you ask for?

[–] FattestMattest 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Miracle Max was also pretty miraculous

[–] FattestMattest 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lindsay Graham did the same thing in his last re-election

[–] FattestMattest 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It shouldn't be on the hot dog but IN the hot dog. Ketchup stuffed hot dogs.

[–] FattestMattest 14 points 3 months ago

It takes a big man to admit his mistakes and I am that big man.

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