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[–] MrJameGumb 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Before the age of man there was

[–] Anticorp 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] bitchkat 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Hammer time!

[–] Downcount 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 91 points 7 months ago (3 children)

the template is normaly showing people before something was invented.

but BC years are a countdown instead of an incrementing year number.

so the joke is that 8000 bc is before 7999 bc and the hammer has already been invented

[–] Downcount 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Should have been obvious, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Gosh do I feel silly now.

Now this is a funny meme.

[–] samus12345 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Oh, I'm not familiar with the template so I didn't know that's what the joke was about.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (6 children)

What came first, the hammer or the nail?

[–] ChicoSuave 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Zachariah 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Alexstarfire 17 points 7 months ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I am ASTOUNDED that in his whole wrestling career he never got covered in paper. Or did a cameo on The Office where Micheal Scott is throwing boxes of paper at him screaming "PAPER BEATS ROCK!!! PAPER BEATS ROCK!!!"

[–] ummthatguy 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's a weird stipulation in his contracts that he never be seen "losing," vain as it may be.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Iirc Vin diesel is a similar little bitch, which led to them clashing on set during the car movies

[–] ummthatguy 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Two Hollywood "Alphas" on the same set. All you can do is grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch the fireworks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

When a tornado meets a volcano

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

I used to always confuse vin diesel and the rock when I was younger because they are both bald dudes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You would think someone that's spent so much of his life in entertainment would understand the basics of story telling.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] phoneymouse 1 points 7 months ago

Gimme some stone

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago
[–] surewhynotlem 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The hammer. You can use it on things that aren't nails.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Very true, and they say when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail so they'd need a hammer first to know what it looks like.

[–] samus12345 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But you can also hit nails with things that aren't hammers.

[–] undergroundoverground 2 points 7 months ago

You can hammer things that aren't nails and you can nail things that aren't hammers.

[–] Klear 4 points 7 months ago

All I know is that can opener was invented almost 50 years after the can.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I generally don’t think of either of them as cumming

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

The chicken