Is this a drug joke I'm too square to understand?
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Joker is claiming he's smoking good weed and Batman disagrees telling him it's low quality. Then Joker goes to clean out the bottom part of the grinder he uses to prepare his weed, which is the part that catches all the tiny weed particles, so it's the most potent part.
Also people tend to leave their grinders dirty for like, way too fucking Long and let the keif build up on the actual screen and window/middle bits where the weed actually sits, so rinsing ANY part of it is a waste.
My mother has brought over her grinder and it's so fucked I can barely unscrew it, have to spend 10 minutes scraping that golden beauty off the sides of her grinder (end up with $40 worth at a dispensary lol) before I can alcohol bathe it
Also if you rinse your grinder with water your going to end up so sticky lol
Do you hate basic grammar and punctuation?
There are definitely mistakes but it's pretty easily understandable. What are you talking about?
A grinder is like a cast iron pan, you don't wash it or you'll ruin the seasoning
Except you do actually wash your cast iron, just not with lye-based soap or abrasive materials.
You could just not wash it, and you'd probably be fine, but I wouldn't recommend lol.
That's how you get a lot of carbon or other partially cooked food in your next meal.
I don’t smork anymore (I miss it but it makes my brain sad) but I have a kief press… at one point I had three great big kief cookies. One of my first times hanging out closely with my partner we smoked like a quarter of a cookie, and I don’t remember the rest of the day. We’re married now, so I guess I didn’t make too much of a fool of myself. I did fall down on ice, which was cool.
Why do you assume your partner remembered lol
Add to him smoking out of a filthy one hitter with enough tar in it to barely even breath through.
"I'm so fucked up bat bro"
YOU DIDNT EVEN INhALE AHHHH
Suddenly Batman breaks free and wholops Joker BLUNT
Batman: See how this tastes Joker, you MAD man
Joker: No! I’ve never hit a blunt rolled in oil!
Joker turns into Toker
Aw sweet, new Bluntman and Chronic featuring The Cock-Knocker!
This is literally straight out of a Russian badger video
Completely falls flat, too. The only reason this was kinda funny is my brain played the original while reading this..
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Batman: There's nothing disturbing enough for you to surprise me anymore, Joker.
Joker: Oh really, Batsy? has his whole gang cook pasta, then RINSE it, over and over again all day long.
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