AnIntenseMoist

The real Slim Shady might have a problem standing up.

I'm out of the loop on what this is. Somebody, tell me once.

I hope it's the other word. "Like a good N@#$%r, State Farm is there" doesn't have the same ring to it.

Nightmare? This is a dream, even with the little bit of pain. After all, nothing comes easy if it's worth it.

So the 0 calorie label on water is now a lie?

I think you're mistaking Khan, the good guy in Star Wars

I break my butter sticks in half with my bare hands, fight me.

Completely falls flat, too. The only reason this was kinda funny is my brain played the original while reading this..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8B0DpdgUJs

What a walrus gumboot thing to say

Noice, DLCs are on discount too. Finally gonna grab the ones I've been missing and give the game a good replay.

Better than Fr🤮nce, which is too offensive even for this list.

Sounds like we should be using Waymo way less.