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[–] [email protected] 97 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Trumpeters often don't use their nose to play.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago

Have you heard my father blow his nose? I beg to differ

[–] someguy3 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

That was my first thought but can dolphins breathe out of their mouths?

*Searching say no. Can I say duckduckgoing? Ducking? Ducking says no. Separate breathing and feeding tubes. We should do that.

**More ducking says "Until recently it was thought that dolphins could not breathe through their mouths in the same way as people can, only through their blowholes. However, in 2016 scientists discovered a New Zealand dolphin with a damaged blowhole who had learnt to breathe through his or her mouth."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’d just like to add that the colloquial interpretation of “mouth-breathing dolphin” is kinda funny. Like Kevin the Dolphin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Thank you for this, great stuff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Huh, interesting. This article has a scratch of the cross section of a dolphins head: https://hakaimagazine.com/news/scientists-discover-mouth-breathing-dolphin/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

*What do you reckon the past participle would be? Google/Googled is easy. Duckduckgoed sounds wrong. Duckduckwent is probably correct. Ducked might be easily misinterpreted/misunderstood.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I just say Google hoping that the trademark will eventually become generalized like escalator

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

One time my brother played the recorder using his nose, we were all thoroughly impressed and never again touched that thing.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

is nsfw a thing for comments?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Spoiler tag maybe

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] Thcdenton 4 points 6 months ago
[–] midori 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"a butt tuba" spelled backwards is "a butt tuba"

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[–] samus12345 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Unlike most of these sorts of things, this one has a definite answer: 2. They cannot blow air out of their mouths. However, since they have no hands to work the valves, it wouldn't sound too good, assuming they could get it to stay in place to begin with.

[–] bcgm3 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

assuming they could get it to stay in place to begin with.

Perhaps the mouthpiece would serve as a "flared base," as it were.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

We might have bigger problems if you've been inserting the flared base first.

[–] Etterra 8 points 6 months ago

TIL that dolphins are incapable of being mouth breathers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Valves aren't needed to "sound too good", they're needed to get more notes. Without valves, you've still got the harmonic series. Any piece played on bugle could also be played on trumpet. And the majority of classical compositions up until the late 19th century. (All classical compositions until the early 19th century.)

[–] samus12345 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Good to know. Could a dolphin blow different notes with its blowhole?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Probably not. I'm not a brass player or a marine biologist but as I understand it the way a brass player's embouchure works would not be replicable by a dolphin's blowhole (it's not just "send air through the tube", it's more like blowing a raspberry). They wouldn't be able to play any note, let alone different notes.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

From what I know about dolphins, they're more likely to fuck it than play it.

[–] Vlixz 2 points 6 months ago

As far as I know now just dolphin's~

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Knowing about dolphins - neither, they would just fuck it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, you toot with your mouth, not your nose, so 1.

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[–] Thcdenton 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Knowing what I know about dolphins it would probably just try to fuck it

[–] marcos 4 points 6 months ago

They could just easily use it to hit each other.

[–] PhoreTwunny 7 points 6 months ago

They have to play in pairs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your lips do important work in making a trumpet play. Dolphins don't have the fine control over their lips that would be necessary. Maybe the blowhole does?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Idk about dolphins, but I really don't have great control over my blowhole...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bro, you never skip Kegel day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

distant sound of something similar to someone blowing over the top of a coke bottle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That's how I found my wife.

[–] psoul 4 points 6 months ago

Bro they only play the tuba, it is known

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Its obviously number one. How can they hold the trumpet while blowing if not in the beak, mouth or whatever its called.

[–] UsernameIsTooLon 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why not both at the same time?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Lung capacity

[–] Wilzax 3 points 6 months ago

That's either a tiny dolphin or a massive trumpet

[–] troglodytis 2 points 6 months ago

Depends on how they're wearing their pants.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Couldn't they play two at once?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

No, they are unable to breathe through their mouths at all. Their respiratory system is bonkers compared to other mammals. Their blowhole is one nostril,which is used for breathing , while the other nostril is located in their skull and is used for echolocation and vocalizations.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Of course 💨

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Neither! Just air moving through the trumpet doesn't make noise. You go brrrrrrrrr into the mouthpiece with your lips to produce sound.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It's more like pfffff rather than brrrrrr but yeah.

[–] Lizardking27 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah, probably.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

3 if you put one in the poophole, 4 if it's a lady dolphina

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