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[–] Vandals_handle 51 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Sea otters can dive down to 600 feet, at that depth the pressure is about 265 psi. So the answer is yes, Steve can perform under pressure.

[–] jaybone 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sea otters eat 25 percent of their body weight in food every day. Sea otters’ diets include sea urchins, crabs, mussels, and clams, which they’re known to crack open with a rock and eat while floating in the water.

[–] Vandals_handle 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not just any old rock, sea otters often have favorite rocks they keep in a fold of skin in their armpit.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sea otters will also rape baby seals to death and keep the corpse for a few weeks to keep fucking until it's too nasty for the otters taste. ☺️

[–] peopleproblems 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I knew water pressure got high pretty fast, but damn, didn't know it was that fast

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I might be off here, but iirc, eater is about 1000 times denser than air, so 10 meters of water gives you the same pressure as the 10 kilometers of air above you. It goes fast.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The metric system, so convenient

[–] Bach37strad 1 points 1 month ago

10 meters of water gets you:

97.78 kPa

0.98 bar

0.96 atm

14.18 psi

733.39 mmHg

28.87 inHg

[–] HUMAN_TRASH 3 points 1 month ago

Got me curious as to what a human could survive. The record is 702 feet, but he was a professional, and he actually did an even deeper dive, 831 feet, but sustained brain damage on the way back up. This is freediving with no breathing apparatus. Most people can only go a maximum of about 60 feet or less.

[–] TrickDacy 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you know it's not a river otter?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Pressure...pushing down on me

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pushing down on you. No man asks for.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always thought it was "no man has more"

[–] ZeffSyde 6 points 1 month ago

I always thought it was "You're an asshole".

[–] theangryseal 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alright stop! Collaborate and listen!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ice is back with a brand new edition.

[–] theangryseal 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well damn, I thought he said invention.

[–] jaybone 2 points 1 month ago

Something something grabs ahold of you tightly. Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Pressing down on you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Da da da da... Da da da da... Dadada Dadada That's okay!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do do do doo do doo do

Or is this ice ice baby?

[–] realitista 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72 2 points 1 month ago

It was probably an I Love the 90s or something like that on VH1 that remixed it with a couple more "ours goes theirs goes ours goes theirs goes" that is stuck in my mind to this day

[–] Spiralvortexisalie 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Its over 40 years old (yeah you that old) so thats why so many might get lost but Under Pressure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

TIL that this track featured David Bowie on it.

[–] Kelly 1 points 1 month ago

You mean that song that ripped of the guy from SVU?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm 33 and heard this song for the first time on the radio maybe 6 months ago and instantly thought it was Ice Ice Baby. Never realized Ice Ice Baby was sampling a Bowie/Queen song til then.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Probably an instant hire from me if it's pulled off in any significant way...

[–] jaybone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thought I was in c/otters for a sec.

[–] Vandals_handle 1 points 1 month ago

I sea what you did there 🦦

[–] kurikai 6 points 1 month ago

Took me a little while. But this is good

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

just like Under Pressure, it's a lot easier to perform with a partner :3

[–] Cosmicomical 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol, but on a serious note if they ask you that question it 100% means the workplace is toxic

[–] blazeknave 1 points 1 month ago

Lmao accidentally read this from Steve's perspective and thought "bullshit, that's a fun place to be!.. oh.. wait.. let me read.. oh yeah, horrible."

[–] LeroyJenkins 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

is nobody gonna say it? really? you guys realize Steve is a sea otter right? sea otters are the saltwater thugs of the animal kingdom.

[–] RustyNova 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LeroyJenkins 1 points 1 month ago

I just had to say it. it was my destiny and life's work to mention the sea otter

[–] Anticorp 4 points 1 month ago

Now stop, collaborate and listen

Ice is back with a brand new invention

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 1 month ago

So they poured him a Mickey