this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 72 points 7 months ago

Oh fuck, you're going to make me come... on vacation, aren't you?

[–] Dorkyd68 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Thank you.

To anyone else, you're welcome.

[–] Etterra 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It looks like somebody went to stable diffusion and demanded it turned that Jesus painting in Spain into a beach. The AI subsequently shot itself.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 35 points 7 months ago

Sir, this is a porn

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This is AI generated, right?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This guy says it's totally real.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure that's not just an abnormally large, anthropomorphic goose?

[–] clubb 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You know what, best just send Gordon Freeman.

(Image mirrored)

[–] samus12345 19 points 7 months ago

Even Backrooms entities need vacations sometimes!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

No it's a real island, the porn was actually filmed there!

[–] TootSweet 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Ordinarily I downvote AI-generated content outside of AI-specific communities, but a) by posting here OP's admitting it's shit, and b) the current score is 151 and I don't want to change that.

Edit: Damn. Now it's 153. If I downvoted now it wouldn't go back to 151.

[–] Setarkus 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] TootSweet 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's how many Pokemon there were in the first generation.

But more importantly, this masterpiece.

[–] Rhynoplaz 10 points 7 months ago

but more importantly, [this masterpiece]

Never before has an answer left me with this many more questions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

this masterpiece

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 14 points 7 months ago

She might come

Over

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Oh fuck I'm gonna

Embark on a spiritual journey of self discovery, relaxation and reflection  on a far off  beach in the wilds
[–] MargotRobbie 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] MargotRobbie 13 points 7 months ago

... Barbie, let's go Barbie.

Surprise, you thought that was just a meme reference, but you just got Barbie'd again.

[–] VicentAdultman 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hi esteemed character actress Margot Robbie. The "Oh, come on!" can be referenced to Gob, played by Will Arnett, the voice of my favorite horsy. Not everything is plastic, Barbie girl 😚😚

[–] MargotRobbie 4 points 7 months ago

Mr. Adultman, how could you forget to mention my Academy Award nominations? Are you working too hard at the business factory again?

[–] MycelialMass 19 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why are there a bunch of cruise ships beached on the sand?

[–] ignotum 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well they can't be beached on the water now can they?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Beached - hauled up or stranded on a beach.
Beach - a strip of land covered with sand, pebbles, or small stones at the edge of a body of water, especially by the ocean between high- and low-water marks.

Dangit, you're right, try as I might I'm having a hard time twisting those definitions to anything other than the colloquially accepted meaning.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Ships can absolutely be beached without being up on shore though. So in the water.

Because they are super heavy and can thus run aground further out than a small boat might. They are beached, meaning they are stuck in sand of a beach, but they aren’t on the beach, and are wholly within the water. Because that definition had “especially” and not “only”, thus it can go out further than what we would traditionally label as a beach between high and low tide.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I’ve never been but why does this look familiar?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] tourist 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think stable diffusion using controlnet img2img

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Cheers! Stuff like this is wild. Might need to tinker a bit.

[–] tourist 5 points 7 months ago

https://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui

If you want to run locally, this is the best place to start, last time I heard (haven't really messed around with it in like 6 months)

it's very GPU intensive, (you need at least 4gb of VRAM IIRC) so if that's a deal-breaker, there may be some online instances. I haven't tried any with controlnet built-in, but the documentation on that repo is really good, so I wouldn't be surprised if they have a list.

[–] shrodes 3 points 7 months ago

It seems to be down currently but you could do it here

https://huggingface.co/spaces/AP123/IllusionDiffusion

Not sure if there are any other Spaces setup to do illusion generation

[–] YaDownWitCPP 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Can't remember the exact vid, but it's Riley Reid

[–] _Sprite 5 points 7 months ago

"Amen🙏" ass post

[–] Coreidan 2 points 7 months ago

Ya too bad it’s not real.

[–] Fantomas 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Oh fuck you're gonna make me come on vacation.