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[–] waz 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Demo is used as an abbreviation for both demonstration and demolition. Usually it's pretty obvious which one is intended, but every time I hear someone say "demo" I try to imagine what kind of chaos would result if the wrong usage was assumed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"We're having a demo in the break room in five minutes people!"

5 min later

Boom!

"OMG why are there so many dead bodies? I told everyone to stay clear of the break room!"

[–] Valmond 3 points 2 months ago

Now lets go to the staff meeting (bring your own staff).

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The other day, I heard "Embrace yourself!". Instead of "brace yourself". I think I prefer that version

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Plenty of compassion there, I like it.

[–] owenfromcanada 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Had a coworker whose first language was not English. His English was good, but some coloquialisms went over his head. At one point, I had to explain the difference between a "butt dial" and a "booty call."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Down pack instead of down pat. I got it all down pack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"Ah yes, sorry for call you so late yesterday, was just booty call, no worry"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Specific/Pacific.

You have to be Pacific.

You mean specific?

Yeah, that's what I said: Pacific.

In my family we now call it the Specific Ocean.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 2 months ago

My coworker says pacifically where she means specifically.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I thought specific was what I heard on TV as a child, until I came across the spelling somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

It's a doggy dog world.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

These are usually eggcorns

Anyway, there was once a joke on Friends, where - to massively paraphrase - Joey said 'the point is moo ... not even the cows care about it'. I sometimes use 'moo' instead of 'moot' just 'cos it amuses me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

‘Cause it a-moooses you?

[–] owenfromcanada 3 points 2 months ago

My wife and I will sometimes tell each other "your point is moo" when we disagree on something, and if they insist we just start mooing at each other.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"It's like, a cow's opinion. It's moo!"

[–] alyth 10 points 2 months ago

In German, my mom often says igelhaft instead of ekelhaft. She loves hedgehogs though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had a boss one time that would say "feast or fathom" instead of "feast or famine".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You would till it's overtime you don't want to put in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah in that context, I have to agree.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My friend used to go to the store and ask the clerk if they had any cosmopolitan ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Similarly, I like when I hear someone ask for Napoleon ice cream.

"You'll have to try invading Russia during the winter for that flavor."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In Soviet Russia, ice cream screams for you.

[–] Reddfugee42 2 points 2 months ago

while pounding on your door at 3am

[–] orangeNgreen 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

This might not be exactly what you’re asking, but my daughter calls marshmallows “marsh pillows.” And they will now forever be marsh pillows to me.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 2 months ago

I will also call them that now.

[–] BilboBargains 2 points 2 months ago

My Diabetus Pillow

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

During a cycling workout, the instructor said “our destination is breathless” as a motivator to really push hard. I thought she said “our destination is breakfast” and honestly, I prefer my version.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Rickyisms. Water under the fridge, worst case Ontario etc.

[–] alyth 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A Wikipedia Editor Has Spent Years Removing 47,000 Incorrect Uses of 'Comprised Of' - Yahoo News

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I had to look up what was wrong with it and still it seems like a very minor difference. But hey, I spend my time playing video games, who am I to judge what is worthy of one's time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love singing love songs and replacing the word You with Poo

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same here, and me with wee

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which makes The Last Goodnight's song Pictures Of You so much fun to listen to.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat 1 points 2 months ago

I've definitely had a chuckle listening to that song

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

My Polish mate, who's English was pretty good but still had a noticeable Polish accent, was asking me about some weird pronunciation of a word or I corrected him in something.

He said "Ah Potato, Tomato. Doesn't matter". I burst out laughing, some guy actually tried to correct him on it.

I also like "We will burn that bridge when we get to it".

[–] WindyRebel 3 points 2 months ago

Nip it in the butt.

It’s nip it in the bud, bud.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'm a Briton living in the Netherlands; I've lost count.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

"Very unique"

"My work" when referencing a place of business.

These less make my laugh than cry though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Seize the day"

I imagine people are being told to have a seizure

[–] renrenPDX 1 points 2 months ago

Go watch some YouTube (channel: that’s a bad idea).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

'Emails'. Except it's a mean laughter and I wish they would stop.