To this day, hearing the words "badger", "mushroom", and "snake" will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

Constantly upset that my boyfriend is two years older than me and knows nothing of Homestar Runner.

My Spoon is Too Big

Hokay, so here's the earth.

Know Your Meme

Girlfriend’s age?

Schfifty-Five

All I have to say is "TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOR!"

I said come on fhqwhgads

Hello. I like rusty spoons.

Ol' Godzilla was stomping around Tokyo city like a big playground

RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING.... BANANA PHONE!

Or, My personal favorite...

A.Y.B.A.B.T.U.

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

Edit: oh... And this

Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck

Yes I can still sing it

They took my friggin kidney!

#It's peanut butter jelly time!

But I am le tired.

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

My anus is BLEEEEDING

Shiggity shiggity shwa!

My tummy was making the rumblies. That only hands could satifisfy.

I don’t want to know your name

I just want

BANG BANG BANG

Pwned.

TROGDOR!!!! 🐉🔥

Schwiftyfive.