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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Blank 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shiggity shiggity shwa!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shwam. Doo. Two an haif. Sheven. shfrorteen teen. Twenty seven haif. Twenty seven, thirty seven WHAT'D YOU SAY?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Girlfriends age?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

My IQ?