this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2024
711 points (98.1% liked)

The Onion

4698 readers
692 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 128 points 8 months ago (5 children)

To this day, hearing the words "badger", "mushroom", and "snake" will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

[–] pivot_root 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Gen alpha's interpretation:

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

#boomermusic

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Same, and also "narwhal".

There's a part of me that's ashamed that I remember the entire thing. Then I remind myself that I also remember all the words to "Oh No You Didn't", and I just climb into the shamehole of my own volition.

Edit: To add the link, someone else will suffer with me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

wAIT IT WAS A SONG???? i just thought it was a random catchphrase or something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

If I remember right, it was a kinda a quiet thing? I think some of the Mercenaries 2 promotional stuff had links to download the song, but I don't remember any real fanfare over it.

Which is kinda sad, because it's surprisingly catchy in its own goofy fashion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

They're the Jedi of the Sea!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 9 points 8 months ago
[–] virku 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is it because it is good to us?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Because it's close to us!

The good to us was from the Quiznos commercial

[–] virku 1 points 8 months ago
[–] aeronmelon 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"EVERYONE LOVES MAGICAL TREVOR..."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ooh his tricks are ever so clever!

Goddamnit.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I mean, in hindsight they were. He sent a cow forward in time to witness Lemmy, then brought him back to report what he saw.