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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Raptor_007 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don’t want to know your name

I just want

BANG BANG BANG

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Peanuts! Ooonncchh oooonnnccchhh

What I want! what I want!