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At 111 years and 224 days old, John Alfred Tinniswood from England has officially claimed the title of world’s oldest living man.

Guinness World Records made the announcement on Friday, two days after announcing the death of former title holder Juan Vicente Pérez at the age of 114, a month shy of his 115th birthday.

“You either live long or you live short, and you can’t do much about it,” Tinniswood said in an interview with Guinness in which he was presented with his certificate.

While Tinniswood, who does not smoke, rarely drinks and has fish and chips every Friday, said the secret to longevity is “just luck,” he advised on moderation in life: “If you drink too much or you eat too much or you walk too much; if you do too much of anything, you’re going to suffer eventually.”

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[–] TheMagicalTimonini 76 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That is a very positive way to say "the oldest person in the world died"

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oldest man. IIRC the oldest woman is a few years older.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just looking at Wikipedia the top 50 people are all women and it doesn't have anyone beyond that on the list.

[–] TheMagicalTimonini 1 points 7 months ago

That is very interesting. Never really thought about that.

[–] TheMagicalTimonini 1 points 7 months ago

Oh I see, you are right, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Another one bites the dust!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was just watching this show on Netflix Live to 100: Secrets of the Blue Zones where they visit villages where there are many so called Centenarians and they look at the different studies which try to figure out why so many people in those areas live that long. It's quite interesting. But you can see that very fiew of them are men, it's mostly women who they can interview.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think about this tweet a lot. Pretty sure If I am fortunate enough to live to 100, I'm gonna try it.

[–] Gabu 7 points 7 months ago

Why, yes, I would eat a pinecone on even days and a small thumbtack on odd days, but only during years ending in 1, 3, 7 or 9. The remaining years it would be reversed, except for sundays in which I'd eat two big acorns.

[–] EnderMB 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The idea of being alive at that age is mad. He'll have likely retired at 60-65, and has been retired for as long as he's been working. He's also likely been thinking for the last 40 years that he's in his twilight years.

[–] qisope 4 points 7 months ago

good point, but don't you worry, they'll keep raising the retirement age to stop lazy moochers like this from just sitting around when they could be generating revenue!

[–] Gabu 20 points 7 months ago

“You either live long or you live short, and you can’t do much about it,”

Smart man

[–] Adulated_Aspersion 18 points 7 months ago

Jeez....

Who died and gave him that title?

[–] BigMikeInAustin 18 points 7 months ago (3 children)

He killed off all the others?

/s

[–] ThePantser 11 points 7 months ago

There can be only one!

[–] Crashumbc 3 points 7 months ago

There can be only one!

[–] stufkes 1 points 7 months ago

I think there is a Monk episode on this

[–] Lon3star 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seems like that award is cursed

[–] ProfessorProteus 3 points 7 months ago

👏 I hope more people appreciate your joke. It reminds me of Norm!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't look a day over 110.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He doesn’t look over 85 honestly

[–] feedum_sneedson 1 points 7 months ago

He doesn't look a day over old as fuck

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

He looks pretty good for being the world’s oldest man

[–] 1050053 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

He doesn't know half of us, half as well as he would like - and he likes half of us, half as well as we deserve.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Omg yes Good association

[–] werefreeatlast 9 points 7 months ago

That's nothing my grandma was born the same year. But she already died. That must be some feeling to know that every human bourn that same year you were bourn is now gone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For all those people who don't want to have to open the article to find out, he was born on August 26, 1912.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Hey hey spoilers, damn

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

He said “If you drink too much or you eat too much or you walk too much; if you do too much of anything, you’re going to suffer eventually.”

Sounds like a boring 111 years

[–] Gabu 6 points 7 months ago

Sounds like a smart way to live, instead of being high as a kite and completely missing on what makes life special.

[–] MonkRome 6 points 7 months ago

You can have fun doing all sorts of things without doing them in excess. If you're preoccupied with doing something in excess while missing other opportunities, that is truly boring...

[–] hark 3 points 7 months ago

Luckily there are so many things to do that you can always switch it up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

If he was American we'd have to elect him to be President or at least to the Senate.

[–] Raxiel 2 points 7 months ago

He put the work in, and after a lot of persistence and effort he claimed the title. Asked if he'd be back to defend his title, he announced he would be retiring, saying "it's a young man's game"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

His heart will go on.