I was going to come up with something fun and clever to keep it going but the next line of the real song starts with "cream-coloured ponies" so I think we should probably just leave it here after all.

There are some of the internet's things that we don't need to enumerate.

[–] too_high_for_this 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

These are a few of the Internets things

When the mod kicks

When the troll baits

When I feel like ass

I try to forget all the Internets things

And then I go touch some grass

[–] moistclump 5 points 3 months ago

Not too high for slaying some rhymes.

[–] IndiBrony 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Keeping him cozy and warm until Spring;

Edit: disregard. I like Caboose's version ❤️

[–] Dultas 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Make your lobster a sweater along with some mittens

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

That's too many, with some clunky emphasis for the meter.

[–] BaronVonBort 4 points 3 months ago

I wish Pinchy was here to enjoy this!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

*make your lobster a sweater that has mittens.