too_high_for_this

They're turning the friggin' Martians gay!

Something something immigrant song

And then there's the aliens!

(alec baldwin~~s character~~ did actually shoot a guy ~~at the end of season 5 episode 21 but that was a full season and a half later~~)

Sharthog

Nope. In Texas, convicted felons regain voting rights after completing their sentences.

They are. Most states allow felons to vote after completing their sentence.

It doesn't. It varies by state, but most states allow convicted felons to vote after completing their sentence. Only about ten states permanently revoke voting rights, but even then, it's not for all felonies, and voting rights can still be restored in some cases.

Red touching yellow, friendly fellow

Red touching black, that'll kill Jack

How dare you call them sea slugs and not nudibranchs

Don't google "meatspin".

Or do, I'm not your mother

Great, now I'm picturing a helicoptering dong