too_high_for_this

Berries taste better when you're bleeding

Another Daily Mail song

Anders Holmvik

What a colossal piece of shit

I know it's supposed to be trump but this almost reads like free-form poetry and it's goddamn beautiful

The hobbits don't sing that one

Hey! Fuck you!

It looks like you couldn't decide on "bizarre" or "bazaar" so you split the difference. Bazaar is a market place, bizarre is weird. Just fyi, not trying to be a dick about it happy holidays love you

TMI - trebuchet memes incoming

ROTFL - reels of trebuchet footage leaked

TTYL - thine trebuchet yeets leagues

TFW - trebuchets flatten walls

I boofed an Apple once, now I have a prostate orgasm every time I get a call

I just woke up from a nap, I didn't even know who I am

I'm 99% sure that Dorito Mussolini had a mini McDonald's installed in Air Force One. There's no bags, they have dine-in trays, and bottled soda because they couldn't put a fountain machine in a plane.

There was only one victim so far.