too_high_for_this

I'm 99% sure that Dorito Mussolini had a mini McDonald's installed in Air Force One. There's no bags, they have dine-in trays, and bottled soda because they couldn't put a fountain machine in a plane.

There was only one victim so far.

I had one of these

My been strong, like bear

Metal doesn't smell. That smell comes from oils in your skin reacting with metal oxides. And cutlery is usually made from stainless steel which is resistant to oxidation.

it would have cost you literally nothing to not post that

but you did

They're turning the friggin' Martians gay!

Something something immigrant song

And then there's the aliens!

(alec baldwin~~s character~~ did actually shoot a guy ~~at the end of season 5 episode 21 but that was a full season and a half later~~)

Sharthog

Nope. In Texas, convicted felons regain voting rights after completing their sentences.