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[โ€“] too_high_for_this 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

These are a few of the Internets things

When the mod kicks

When the troll baits

When I feel like ass

I try to forget all the Internets things

And then I go touch some grass

[โ€“] moistclump 5 points 8 months ago

Not too high for slaying some rhymes.