Memes

This meme might be ironic, but, no joke, this is both fucking adorable and also kinda the point of life.

The little things that you like, that make your every day brighter. Just go and get them.

Guys only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

There's no way those 2 are in their 40s... Or maybe "just". Not enough little lines around the eyes.

Your fifties is where you have already bought everything cool at Costco and start regularly checking your toilet for signs of needing to be changed.

This was my best laugh of the day. I’m looking forward to a trip to a book store tomorrow. I wanna confirm an author’s position on the topic before I buy it.

And don't forget they have a really great deal on bananas.

Hell yeah.

Honestly my forties have been some of the best, most adventurous years of my life. I truly appreciate the important things in life, and I have the means to do things I couldn’t when I was younger.

I'm 39, and this but entirely unironically. Think about your teens and twenties, and all the incredible shit that was happening. The parties, the music, the friends and new experiences that you look back on now wistfully. The world felt so big and new. But then take a second to think about how you actually felt. You were really unhappy a lot of the time, weren't you? I certainly was. I spent what were supposed to be the "best" years of my life pissy, moody, convinced that the whole world was full of things that I was missing out on and obsessed with finding "authenticity" in myself and, and this is the shitty part, disproving authenticity in others.

Now I'm nearly but not entirely sober, I have a steady group of friends and an incredible partner, and I spend my life mostly doing whatever I want to whenever I want. It's just that what I want has changed. I'm thrilled on an average Sunday to wake up, put on an audiobook and immediately start cooking dinner. I like mowing my lawn and tending to my garden in the evenings. Going to the grocery store with my partner is just the best, we pal around and make each other laugh and get hype about little specials. Who I am has changed, what I want has changed, and I'm realizing that it was never anything external to me. I've just become the kind of person who is capable of being happy. My world has gotten smaller, more familiar and so much brighter.

can't remember the comedian, but his flex was "I buy my pants at Costco"

I've lost track of the number of times I'm "just going to nip and speak to the customer service lot about renewing my membership" just to get a hotdog and coke, and a pizza to take home.

It feels like I've "saved" £30 each time.

Ito En is amazing.

Dude. That actually sounds dope.

Today it's Irish breakfast for me.

Green tea is best freshly brewed, it probably is the same cost between that case and some good quality loose leaf. Cute sentiment though :)

Dammit now I want another tea

I'm 35. I bought a Dyson V15 and it's arriving today. I cannot wait to use that badboy!

Try 30s. Going to Costco and Home Depot with my wife is awesome.

We are obsessed with quantity, but I never hear a good review beyond 50 irl, just a list of pain.

I've seen some cool shit and tolerated more than my share of strife. First chronic health problem, I'm out. I'd rather choose when then have it chosen for me.

It's selfish of the people in your life to expect you to suffer for them until that suffering finally consumes you whole.