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Try it before you dismiss it, that's all I'm saying!

Edit: I have found my people.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

Yeah, you're probably right about this, though I use knives to spread things because I hardly ever use the knives and I don't want to get a spoon dirty just for that

I don't have much silverware

[–] Beardwin 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

100% true. This is especially the case when spreading dipping sauce on your pizza. Knifes just suck at this. Spoons rock.

[–] SchmidtGenetics 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Spreading… dipping sauce…? Interesting break from normality.

[–] Sylver 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lather that baby up in some garlic butter and sprinkle some Parmesan cheese before crisping it in the oven for 2 minutes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] aeronmelon 6 points 3 months ago

Most pizza parlors pour the sauce on with a ladle and use that to spread it over the whole pie.

[–] ralakus 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You guys don't just grab the stick of butter and rub it into the bread like a glue stick?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I do that with toast sometimes. The problem I run into is the butter temp has to be just right to both not mush out and over butter, or be too hard and rip the bread

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mayo, etc. I use a big tablespoon.

Your opinion is popular with me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I knew it couldn't just be me!

Husband did once admit I might be right, but it was about 20 hours after he'd had general anaesthetic so claims it can't be used against him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

there are dozens of us, DOZENS

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you don't put your butter in the fridge. Shit's hard as a rock.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lurpak Spreadable, baby 😎

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

64% butter. And rapeseed oil. Bleh and IMO seed oils are bad for you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't think these oils are bad for you, but if I buy butter I want butter.

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[–] admiralpatrick 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't think I'd see a useful Life Pro Tip here, but such it is. Going to give this a try.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.

[–] paddirn 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Thank you for making an actual unpopular opinion.

The only reason I would say for not doing this is because of how awkward it is to get excess butter/stuff off of a curved surface compared to a straight surface like a knife. Sometimes you have to break out another spoon or something else just to get it off, so you’re messing up twice the dishes. A knife just easily allows you to scrape off the excess.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I can't tell if you're mistakenly thinking we use the front of the spoon, which definitely would result in a lot of wasted stuck butter. Or if you just imagine it's way harder to spread it all off the curved surface than it is.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll be the person that disagrees, at least under certain conditions. Spreading with a spoon it's impossible to spread all the stuff leaving none stuck on the spoon. With a knife that's possible so unless the area is large enough that the overhead becomes small knife makes more sense. Consistency of the spread also matters, if it's sticky or hard once again a knife is easier for the job

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I admit it can be situational, for example I still use a knife for peanut butter just because it's annoying to try and get a spoon into the jar. But I'd argue your first point is what the kids these days refer to as a "skill issue" 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are people that use a spoon for peanut butter?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It's actually pretty effective to use the back of a spoon for peanut butter, especially if you are spreading it on soft bread. I can get the spoon almost clean with fresh (i.e. soft) peanut butter.

[–] Pronell 8 points 3 months ago

That's how I spread jelly, too. It always wants to clump up and the spoon smoothes that out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

spreading it, maybe. But getting that butter onto the correct (convex) side of the spoon in the first place is way more difficult and basically fucks whatever advantage the spreading might provide.

Convex surfaces (ie. the back of a spoon) don't scoop. It just slides across the top of the butter. In order to load up the butter on the spoon, you need to scoop it with the other side and then what...use a finger to move it to the back so it can be spread?

Ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That would be ridiculous. Luckily you're imagining scooping it up as being way more complicated than it actually is :D

[–] Num10ck 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

not sure if everyone knows about the existence of the butter knife?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They are a bit better than a regular knife but they just can't approach the efficiency of Spoon Method.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The correct, superior truth is as follows: the shape of the buttering thing (spoon, knife, etc) should match the shape of the buttered thing (bread, toast, erc). Flat shapes for flat surfaces, curved shapes for curved surfaces.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lunacy, but I'll try the next time I'm applying butter. If you convert me and I have to explain myself to others for the rest of my life, know that I'll hate you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Entirely fair.

[–] Countess425 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm so glad to know I am not alone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

There are a lot more of us than I expected!

[–] JonsJava 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Arrow down, because I always thought that was how you should do it. Wife showed me her using a fork, and I was like "what kind of monster raised you?!?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Fork is...um...that's a new one on me!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Interesting thought.

I use a butter spreader for butter, but a spoon for jam/jelly. I don't think I would like the spoon for butter myself, but it's neat to see other people who use spoons to spread condiments.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

What on earth is a butter spreader? If someone's invented a device even better than the spoon, I'm in!

[–] agent_flounder 4 points 3 months ago

Totally agree.

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I spread jam/jelly with a fork.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So you're cutting the butter with the spoon, too, I assume? Do you not refrigerate your butter?

Not being critical. Legit curious

[–] andrewta 3 points 3 months ago

For me. I wouldn't use a spoon. But my butter on the butter tray is not refrigerated. Anything else is put in the fridge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

We mostly get spreadable butter because life's too short. Although, when I was little I remember my grandma used to use that old-style block butter and would have to leave it sitting out at room temperature for a while before trying to use it for anything, so let's agree that too-hard butter is an annoyance regardless of spreading implement used.

[–] Toneswirly 2 points 3 months ago

I will try this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

ITT: A lot of people not trying it before they dismiss it.

[–] Breezy 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My family always used to question me when i get a spoon out for this exact thing. No one ever tried it though, they just say thats what butter knifes are for.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] themeatbridge 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like you would need a really warm spoon for this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

A lot of people have commented about butter being hard and I'm wondering if it's a location-dependent thing? Those solid butter blocks are a thing here (UK) but I don't know anyone who uses them as a normal daily butter for spreading, they're mostly just if you're cooking or something and it doesn't matter that it's a big solid lump.

[–] themeatbridge 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I keep my butter at room temperature, which could be cool enough to be firm or mostly melted, depending on the season.

But if the spoon is cold, then soft butter will stick to it. If the butter is too hard, then neither a spoon or a knife will spread it easily.

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