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[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Maybe we're just really tired

[–] nexguy 15 points 11 months ago

That's JUST what someone who sleeps in jeans would say.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I can fall asleep pretty much anywhere wearing anything. That being said, unless there's a good reason not to, I fail to understand why anyone wouldn't sleep nude. No clothing is more comfortable than nude, and don't say warmth because that's what blankets are for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I can usually stand wearing underwear to bed, but not pants or shirt. Naked is great though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

warmth 😃

During sleep I can’t ensure to be stay covered with a blanket. Though lower half nude would work better than upper half nude. If my arms get cold, I‘ll get ill. With a sleeping bag it might work.

[–] Hobbes_Dent 29 points 11 months ago

Being able to take advantage of napportunities is a superpower, not a wierdity.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Sleeping in jeans makes me horny. I'm not even joking. I'm being serious.

[–] RIP_Cheems 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

You're welcome ;)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't mean this in a negative sense, you do you, but this sounds like a fetish to me?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Thanks! I didn't know the difference

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No idea. The tight/snug + hard-ish fabric probably?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how to ask my next question without being crass, but I'm trying.

Whatcha workin' with in those jeans? I ask because all I can think of is pinching and periods of pants tightening uncomfortably.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Whatcha workin' with in those jeans

Like what do I have down there? Got a dick. But naah, after a lil bit of pondering, it's prolly my chastity kink. I've always liked snug stuff. So I dunno ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

I've slept in jeans many a time. Never while sober, though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So it's the middle of the night, your house is on fire, do you really want the firemen to see you in your PJs or a nice fitting pair of jeans?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I sleep naked to assert dominance

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Their hose is bigger.

[–] Theharpyeagle 7 points 11 months ago

As a nude sleeper, I've honestly thought about this. In my head, I have an action plan for grabbing my robe on such an occasion.

[–] SpraynardKruger 14 points 11 months ago

Nothing like jrifting off into jream land in my jeans

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

It all depends on your tiredness and blood alcohol level.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Sometimes you have to sleep in whatever you're wearing, and wherever you are.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good jeans are like a second skin. You shouldn't notice them at all.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

This guy wears skin pants.

[–] hperrin 10 points 11 months ago

If you can’t sleep in them, they’re probably ill fitting or bad quality. A good pair of jeans that fit well are really comfortable.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I am so sleep deprived I can literally fall asleep anywhere. "Sleeping in jeans" doesn't count when it's a 30 minute power nap on one of the cafeteria benches

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan 10 points 11 months ago

I used to do this when I was in school so I didn't have to get dressed in the morning

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was sleeping in jeans. I sensed a disturbance in the force so I logged into lemmy and saw this. Im going back to sleep with my jeans still on so later fuckers.

[–] Mediocre_Bard 9 points 11 months ago

You guys can't sleep in jeans? From my perspective, you are the weirdos.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Jeans are comfy, and I hate the sensation of too much air on my bare legs. And no, the blankets aren't enough, it needs to be pants, and almost all my pants are jeans.

[–] Draconic_NEO 1 points 11 months ago

I don't own any jeans but I feel very similar and always wear pants when I sleep.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was a jean sleeper up till my early 20s. Not sure why, it just felt right.

Now I can sleep in gym shorts or jeans but prefer shorts. Anything less than shorts and REM sleep doesn't happen for me, my body doesn't like having it's guard down that much I guess.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh man, it's weird to me that people have to be super comfortable to be able to sleep. Have you never been sleep deprived?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I just have to able to stretch out laying down and I'm fine, I've slept on curbs, rock piles even on some stairs once and when I'm drunk I can sleep absolutely anywhere.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can sleep in anything if you're drunk enough

[–] the_grass_trainer 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I slept in someone else's room/bed before in college. They walked in, and were also drunk. They apparently thought they somehow lost claim to it, and didn't bother to notify me until they sobered up in the morning.

[–] WereCat 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Then there are people who sleep while wearing boots

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 3 points 11 months ago

Like a real sleep? Or a power nap? I can see myself dozing off at a busy conference. But to fully rest my body, absolutely not.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 11 months ago
[–] idunnololz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I went camping with a friend once when I was younger and he just slept in his jeans. He said he did it all the time at home too. At the time I just assumed it was normal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So then at the time, you assumed that you weren’t normal?

[–] idunnololz 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well given any topic, it's possible for multiple things to be normal. Drinking coffee black, with milk, with sugar or with both can all be normal. Normal doesn't have to be just one thing.

I just assumed we were both normal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I slept in jeans once (beer). It was horrible

[–] RizzRustbolt 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Thats pretty insane. I can sleep sitting in a chair, but jeans? Damn!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

What is that art from?