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[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I don't know what you youngsters are doing but my everything didn't start to hurt until I passed 50.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I joked with my mom about how everything started hurting after 25, and she was baffled because for her the aches also only started after 50.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am pushing 40 and no aches. Don't know what is meant by the meme.

[–] Frozengyro 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm guessing you exercise regularly? I suspect the young pains thing is mostly from living a sedentary lifestyle.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I lived a really sedentary lifestyle for about 10 years and everything started hurting. The good news for people in their 30s is that it's probably not too late to turn it around. It's crazy what a little exercise can do

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It's either that or the opposite end of the spectrum: being used and abused by physical labor jobs until you can't work anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The answer is nothing. A sedentary lifestyle is what gets you.

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[–] GrymEdm 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm 43 and rarely have aches (certainly nothing that would qualify as chronic), but I also regularly walk to and from the gym to weightlift. There's a saying "Movement is Medicine" and so far it seems to be proving true for me. Maybe if you don't use it you lose it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I'm a bigger, tall guy. 6'4", and in my mid 20's 280+lbs. I was hired to deal with big heavy stuff. I'm no body builder by any means. Just larger framed. Still, often was hired to be a two legged horse. At the time I could do it. Now, I'm paying for it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Maybe we don't even know what hurt is

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Being constantly over worked since we entered the workforce as teens/early 20's

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I’m about to turn 50 and nothing hurts on a regular basis

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I bet you regularly exercise.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Walking/running/hiking, a light lifting program, a calisthenics program, pick two to defy the reaper of joints.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Swimming is good for both.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

yea swimming does wonders to your skeleton, your muscles and ligaments, your breathing,... it's fantastic

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

That's pretty much the only reason I exercise - to make getting older suck less.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Confirmed, I do

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Well that's encouraging lol

[–] toxicbubble 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

wait til you reach your 110s, that's when things really start cramping

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I plan to shed my limbs before then and transform into a lizard.

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Personally, I'll become a mind in an anthropomorphic machine in the highly unlikely event that the technology gets there in the 25-40 years I have left lol.

Lizards are cool and all, but being cold-blooded only works for capitalists and have you ever tried playing Fallout New Vegas without hands?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Staying active helps mitigate this issue. Not fully, but it helps.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Oh no I eat garbage and rarely do physical activity why oh why do I hurt when I do even the smallest things?" - Me, before I started getting out and doing things.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I mean, it worked well as a child and teenager, why wouldn't it just continue to work? Kind of unfair if you ask me

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 14 points 8 months ago (11 children)

I’m well past 30 and do not have this problem.

Either people have old injuries that are coming back to haunt them, bad genes, or they need to get their asses some exercise.

[–] gsb 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I assumed the joke was that as you get older things are just more stiff and you don't recover as fast. Yeah, it can be reduced with more exercise/activity but you're still getting older.

There was an event where this became apparent for me. I played softball for years in my 20s. Stopped for a bit and returned in my 30s. I was actually in better shape when I returned. One day mid-season, I was rounding first base, not even particularly fast, and I felt something tweek. By the end of the day I was stuck on the couch and could barely move. I had to take the next day off.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I just noticed my ankle hurts. Why? No idea. How long has it been that way? Also no idea. I hope it goes away on its own.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Will turn 30 this month. I walked a few kilometers and my legs hurt. A couple of years ago I had a date where we had walked 30km during a night and I felt great back then.

When I was writing this message, my back demanded a stretch, which I've provided, not without pain in my shoulders.

I am really started to consider a suicide at 40. I just can't live inside this rack of a body.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Were you more active a couple of years ago? I'm 34 and shit starts falling apart when I stop exercising.

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[–] thorbot 11 points 8 months ago (7 children)

I’m 40ish and don’t have any regular pains. This sentiment is so fucking overdone

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[–] TrendigOsthyvel 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Just wait ti'll you get to your 40's! 🎉

[–] Clbull 12 points 8 months ago

At that point I'd need to call a fuckin hearse.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wait till you reach your 50s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I heard 70s is where it's at.

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[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 8 months ago

Earlier today, my knee just started hurting a lot for no reason. Not an old injury flaring up, no bad movements or anything. It just decided that my day was going too well 😄

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This line of humor is fucking weak and self-defeating.

So many people seem to just be waiting to die.

[–] bruhduh 13 points 8 months ago

Well... After leap from 2019 to this day... Many lost their sanity although still appearing sane on the surface

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I interpreted it as joke about being super old and not suicidal.

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[–] TheGiantKorean 9 points 8 months ago

Turning 50 this month, and I feel pretty good. I have a few niggles here and there, but I stay active and that helps a lot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah my recovery isn't as fast anymore, lockup easier too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Heat up tires and work on your braking then.

[–] Droggelbecher 7 points 8 months ago

Man as a person who's had small chronic pains since my teens these posts always make me jealous

[–] GrymEdm 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm 22 and everything already hurts all the time, I usually need help with basic house chores at this point cause i need so much time to rest

[–] PlantDadManGuy 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's not normal and you should probably see a doctor. Condolences fellow human.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Yeah you right. they're just expensive as hell out here and I don't make enough money to guarantee I'd survive if I went to one

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

45 today. Doesn't get better. Quitting sugars and refined foods helps my joints from hurting tho.

[–] MisterFrog 3 points 8 months ago

Meme template 😘👌

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