this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2024
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[–] Jackcooper 69 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's the cheap cosplay guy making a big decision

[–] fidodo 23 points 9 months ago

You can trust him to always make the most horrifying one

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

All he has to do is bend over. Easiest cosplay ever.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago

ThatsTheJoke™

[–] TheGrandNagus 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Duneussy got me acting up 🥵

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

I believe it's called the shai-hulussy

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

D.U.N.E. short for "[D]on't put [U]r dick [N] [E]that"

[–] gibmiser 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As momma used to say: a hole is a hole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

As momma used to say: a hole is a hole. I don't care, just put it in

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

You’ll paint your belly button, right?

Anakin.jpg

[–] YarHarSuperstar 10 points 9 months ago

Sigh

Unzips

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I shouldn't have went to comments. I thought this was a meme about FurMark.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

May you keep your innocence forever. It's a rare and valuable gift.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Do not the worm

[–] Stern 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] hips_and_nips 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That’s the Shia-Hulussy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] Ghostalmedia 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

My whole group chat has a running gag about this being a fleshlight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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[–] GargleBlaster 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It is not forbidden

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Begging for a ~~goatse~~shaise

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 5 points 9 months ago

Dune not the sandworm

[–] Sanctus 4 points 9 months ago

Well I guess Idaho cause you gon' catch me Duncan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

With all the meme about the Dune worm and Dune popcorn bucket, I'm surprised that no one has actually put their dick in it (yet).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago