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[–] ChicoSuave 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Need a blank space for a non-stick

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Non stick, non cooking, non spray

[–] humorlessrepost 2 points 9 months ago

That’s me!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Not a hotdog

[–] MrJameGumb 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, I always enjoy a nice plate of spaghetti sticks...

[–] Jerb322 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I like them with a little non-spray cooking stick.

And black pepper

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You savage. I usually cook mine before eating.

[–] MrJameGumb 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like to build a little house out of them like Lincoln logs and then crunch through it like Godzilla

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I like the way your brain works.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Instructions unclear. Penis boiling. Send help.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

crabcore headbanging intensifies

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reminder: WD40 is not intended to be a lubricant although that's what most people think it is and use it for. No. Stop it.

[–] Evia 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Huh, TIL. What's it intended for then?

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 9 months ago

It's a cleaning/ degreasing spray.

[–] MashedTech 1 points 9 months ago

It's a solvent.

[–] hakunawazo 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] sir_pronoun 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Smokeless7048 4 points 9 months ago

I am a stick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago
[–] x4740N 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

WD-40 isn't a lubricant nor is it a penetrant

That's one of society's unthought of misconceptions

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Well the original formula wasn't. The current formula contains small amounts of both paraffin and mineral oil.

[–] kittenzrulz123 4 points 9 months ago

You forgot about sticky cooking spray

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's not a stick it's a legendary sword

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Missed the spray (pic of sea spray)

[–] GladiusB 2 points 9 months ago

Or something else...( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas 4 points 9 months ago

What's brown and sticky?

[–] x4740N 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] x4740N 1 points 9 months ago

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