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For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Animal abuse

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Necromancy

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Starting a cult.

Crimes against humanity

Cheating at Poker

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

Touching paintings.

Nuking Pasagardae

For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.

Founder, help us.

vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

Working with terrorists to blow up the main sources of power for the worlds largest city.

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

CK3 after the end mod

Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.