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[–] db2 76 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (9 children)

I too like to enjoy a nice cool refreshing cup of Ç̷̨̯̯͇̱͎͙̞̩̹̇̎̽͐͐͊͜ͅö̶͔̓c̷͎̈́̆̇̎̊̀͌̐̍̃̉̊̊͘ͅa̵̢͗́̑̓́̈́̆͑ ̵̡͖͍͈̺̹̗͈̙̺̍͋̍C̵̨͔͓̺͈̘͛͒̎̀ô̸̢͔̪̰̰̣̝̭̤̪͓̘̓̓͜ľ̸͓̦͚̼̮̗͍̫̥̮͖̪͆̑̅̈́̃̀͛a̸̧͙̝͍̫͉̱̬̝̯͍̩̙̾̾̓̆̾̊̕͜

AI. 🙄

Also how that guy's hand in the back is phased through the table. Maybe he's drinking his fries as well?

[–] SpaceNoodle 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Whatever, I just want that fryshake.

[–] db2 13 points 4 months ago
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[–] Metans 8 points 4 months ago

Don't worry about the hand thing, that's just what the tables are like at McDlidani

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A jean vest with integrated t-shirt arms is the perfect stealth garment, button up the vest and no one will know, unbutton and it's party time!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

The mullet of upper body garments

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I think its an open shirt with denim vest panels- if you look, the t-shirt extends below the vest. As we are all aware, what we really need to know about is just under the table (does the t-shirt only part have buttons??)

[–] Briguy 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Since it's AI. There's nothing under the table

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The lower part does lend credence to those proclaiming this to be one of the deepest of V-cuts...

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This is just a photo taken today in Australia.

[–] robocall 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought cigarettes were like $40 a pack there.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

The man in the picture is a billionaire. You can tell by the price of his mustache.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] robocall 20 points 4 months ago

Maybe the chest hair ate it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the ai started drawing his chest hair and kinda got lost in it.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ummthatguy 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] robocall 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You know what they say about men with long hands 😉

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

They have long fingers?

[–] dejected_warp_core 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I... I just can't with this picture.

There's simply too much here, and I can't believe this isn't a meticulously crafted caricature of life 40 years ago.

Edit: I'm an idiot and this is AI generated to the max.

  • This man's t-shirt makes zero sense
  • The logo on the cup
  • The logo on the cup in the stall behind him
  • The florentine in the stall behind him
  • The "chair" the man in the back is leaning on
  • Who puts a straw in their fries?
  • Faceless people in the background
  • Seats on the booth in the back make zero sense
[–] BonesOfTheMoon 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] dejected_warp_core 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Bones, either your prompt editing is getting better or you're being a lot more choosy about what to post. This is way better than the other one.

  • Window glare is inconsistent with shadows on subject, kid, tree
  • Maybe that's a hand, or maybe dad lost some fingers somewhere
  • Chimney held up by some dubious looking carpentry
  • Grass is too green under an oak of that size, IMO. Bark is also kind of inconsistent.
  • Red spots on trunk that read like a scanner photosensor getting blown out due to glare from white areas on a photo print. But no part of a tree trunk is that white, and there are no other artifacts, like where we see glare on the window.
  • The front-door delete is actually not the weirdest part. I can see someone actually doing this. It's just not likely.
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[–] robocall 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I think the sign in the back says, "MODLIDARI"

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 17 points 4 months ago

Anagram for "I RAM DILDO".

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[–] mojofrododojo 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Clubbing4198 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Was always my favourite place to grab a burglidaner

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

That dude's got a fuckin IROC in the parking lot with the mufflers off, idling away while blasting White Snake

[–] Terrapinjoe 17 points 4 months ago

In the 1980s, that was an extra large soft drink.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What do you prompt an AI with to get this? XD

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] boatsnhos931 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's the J TO THA R-O-C in the background. Knowhatimsayin dawg?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Look at the caterpillars on that dude in the back. He makes Eugene Levy's brows look like tiny!

The 80's look like humanity was invaded by a parasitic caterpillar species.

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[–] reagansrottencorpse 6 points 4 months ago

He's hiding his burger because he has two just for him 🤫

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Let’s throw up in the 80’s

[–] 108 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wonder how much he paid for all that compared to now?

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[–] mostNONheinous 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I saw this guy yesterday, just without the cigarette.

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