I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
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Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.
I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.
I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.
I'm not gonna worry about it
Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.
I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.
Welp, im a vampire now
(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)
Make of me what you will…
Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")
Idk.
Pretty good I think.
Oh my, this is not gonna go well.
No one knows.
Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.
He was a Chaos Space Marine.
I think I'll be okay.
Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.
I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.
I’m good.
I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.
I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.
She has a shotgun. I should be okay.
At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.
I’m a tree.
I guess it's kill or be killed...
I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.
Bout the same, but my life expectancy just got extended by around a factor of 2
I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.
I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.
Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?
No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.
If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place
I mean, you tell me.
I mean, probably wouldn't be bad initially. It would just get worse as time goes on.
Hmm
Stressful mostly