Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
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We musn't speak of him. He is legend.
I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?
("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")
Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.
Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E
Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.
Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead
People think I'm bullshitting all the time.
I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!
It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.
I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.
McDonald's stocks go up 200%
I can live off soiled bread I suppose
The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.
Pretty good actually.
I'm aceing at it, sadly.
Ooo fishies
Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.
Monté Christo was quite skillful.
Would be nice to be buzzed all the time
I should be fine, just gotta change my name
spoiler
I may also need to get smarter
Bollocks.
Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?
your cash and your jewelry is what i expect
im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?
i guess theres worse ways to live
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I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.
I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.
Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!
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But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?
Porn i guess
The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.
I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.
Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.
The walls are closing in...
I need to work on my temper
I think I'd be alright.
I'm mostly fine, I hope
It doesn't have to be good, right?