MegaUltraChicken

Definitely a conference on how to kill you. There's about to be a surprise roller skate at the top of the stairs.

"Genocide can't get worse"

Because if I go commit some right wing terrorism I get slapped on the wrist and a pardon from my daddy.

If I do that as a leftist, they kill me.

Until we have enough people willing to die for this, we're kinda stuck.

This is all just a long con so Clarance Thomas can get away from that crazy ass wife of his.

"He better be rich AND sleepy as shit!"

Mississippi is planning on doing something like that soon.

I think "don't do what Mississippi does" pretty much answers this question.

Will someone please rid me of this meddlesome billionaire‽

although this is not inclusive for our non-binary friends. Open to suggestions on that one.

I'm by no means an expert here, but I think that's what "Mx" is used for.

*I am pretty sure it's one of Trump's horcrux. *

So thaaaaats what JD Vance is for...

We it's a good thing the Democratic Party has a history of listening to incredibly obvious poll results...shit.

No no no, I never have to hear about this pile of trash again. It's one of the very few bright spots right now. Get your ass back under that bridge.

But hey, at least I've got this nifty bidet toilet seat. So I guess it was all worth it in the end.

I was totally on board until you came for my bidet. I will let the world turn to ash before I start wiping like a peasant again.