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I know politics can be a very contentious topic, so why don't we try and lighten the mood a bit?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I wasnt thinking about running but I possibly got a pretty good shot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is your stance on legalizing dank memes?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I won't rest until recreational use of dank memes are legalized

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This could be the opportunity that we need to put GIF with a hard G into legislation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Welp, you've got my vote

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you're a multimillionaire? ^^

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Hadn't thought about being a multimillionaire either but sounds fun maybe I'll do that too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks. You're the key demographic I'm after

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm betting big that the voters will suffer a massive defeat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd bet my left nut on that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Double or nothing?

[–] Badass_panda 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remember the Rent is Too Damn High guy? I think this is his year.

[–] FlashMobOfOne 3 points 1 year ago

Would legit love seeing someone like that in the presidency. Someone who is 100% 'Fuck the corporations'.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mitt Romney?

[–] mcan 11 points 1 year ago

Bernie sanders

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Kanye obviously

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Aliendelarge 2 points 1 year ago

The only candidate that can save us from Nixon's new robot body.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

On a related note, does anyone know how to embed images in Jerboa?

[–] tallwookie 6 points 1 year ago

the "ancient aliens" guy

[–] MicroWave 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Otakeb 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah my bet is on Barry Bama who looks curiously like Obama but with a mustache and glasses on.

[–] Geek_King 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Hamburglar. I find his platform of a burger taxes to be pretty compelling. Also the fact he's honest about his intentions to steal burgers goes a long way in demonstrating he isn't like other politicians.

[–] cedarmesa 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The American people.

[–] boilingpenguin 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The 2024 election is going to be a contentious one, and followed by people throughout the world. There's going to be lots of talk of serious candidates, joke candidates, and things like this question—thought experiments about completely outlandish outcomes for the 2024 election. And let's be honest, even though it's the 2024 election, the campaign has really been going on since at least 2021, and possibly even earlier but absolutely don't let it distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

[–] Crackhappy 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's finally time for Vermin Supreme to reign supreme. Ponies for everyone is what this nation needs.

[–] Action_Bastid 3 points 1 year ago

I was gonna say Vermin Supreme, but then you said wrong answers only, so now I'm stumped.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chris Christie. Mike Pence will be a close second though.

[–] fubo 2 points 1 year ago

Bridgegate alone should disqualify Christie from ever holding office.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Otakeb 3 points 1 year ago

Comrade Karl Marx.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Blahaj the cutest shonk president the world will ever see.

[–] TrickiWoo 3 points 1 year ago

Someone young and hip who is in touch with the needs of the American middle class.

[–] Zerlyna 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hunter Biden’s laptop

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We all will, by having a worthy president.

[–] CaptainApathetic 1 points 1 year ago

Chris Christie

[–] herewearenow 1 points 1 year ago

There will be no election! Giant asteroid sending us back to the stone age