One time I went to friends house to drink with The Boys^tm . At some point I fell asleep only to be woken later by my friend drunkenly covering me in a blanket. Woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and a towel, mother fucker covered me in a towel

[–] kautau 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is your friend Ford Prefect

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Nah just a dumbass, still love him tho. We sometimes smoke weed together

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. X3

[–] Thcdenton 18 points 10 months ago

Rent is 1200 a month

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why watch your shows on a laptop when there's obviously a brand new bigger tv around somewhere?

[–] too_high_for_this 14 points 10 months ago

But doctor, I am the brand new bigger TV!

[–] ook_the_librarian 6 points 10 months ago

Who says the kid didn't scavenge for it?

I bet he gets fed frozen pizza. Lazy-ass guardians. You need to cook that shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

yeah but have you seen kids tv shows?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Meow

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I thought that was a child in an ink cartridge on first glance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

they'll grow up to be a catperson!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

What did you remember? Looks like this kid living like Newt from Aliens.