I'd milk a person, assuming it was consensual.
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2024
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Yo, breast milk is a valuable commodity. $5 for two people is a fucking steal.
No one said you could keep the milk
I’m still in
and nobody defined, what "milk" is either. And where it comes from. Be careful, friend. Some offers are just too good to be true.
I’m. Still. In!
I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario.
It ain't much, but it's honest work
Nobody guaranteed breasts
The $2 price increase is unjustified. It's the same amount of nipples either way.
Nipples?
Any opinion on the 5$ price?
You're out of line but you are right
Damn they're right both ways too.
So the piss knights are only from 5 to 7 pm?
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At first I didn't realize you'd get to keep the milk at the end of it and I thought a farmer was charging people for doing his own job lol
Uh oh... Looks like someone chose the $5 option...
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You chose...poorly
In rural areas you need to specialize in more than one thing. Ranch & sperm bank is't a stretch.
...and with better local genetic diversity you get less Trump voting dipshits.
I'm going with "people" meaning two happy, Californian, lactating women.
I did this at the MD state fair. It was fun :)
Do both people get to milk the cow at the same time? That’s what I’m wondering
No. Pay $5 to milk two people.
Or you pay $5 to get 2 ppl. Idk, mb they have too many spares.