CaptainMcMonkey

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[–] CaptainMcMonkey 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I know the second part is from that Gundam show, but what is the first anime? The animation looks awesome, and I want to check it out.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 5 points 7 months ago

Also, you’re not really supposed to carry it around with you, the ideas that you would put this in a safe document storage place until you need it for something specific.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I believe the primary reason is that there are counterfeiting counter measures, and if you laminated it, it would make it hard to use verification methods that allow you to make sure it’s a real one. They want to know that it is not copied, altered, or otherwise illegally fabricated.

Also, it should be noted that this is an identification card that can allow you to do crazy things like apply for official documents and loans. This number is extremely helpful for people wanting to steal your identity. I believe the idea is that if you lose it, it should degrade and disintegrate so you can get a new one without worrying that your identity will be stolen. Although, this is just my speculation.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 1 points 8 months ago

It’s actually pretty good feedback, I’ll do something like that next time.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] CaptainMcMonkey 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

I think a lot of this joke refers to the Roman god Mars, and the Roman Goddess Venus, more than it does the planetary bodies. Roman and Greek mythology both have a lot of gender fuckery, so I think it’s pretty appropriate.

That bing AI thing says there’s somewhere around 65 to 70 named Roman deities, so I’m gonna make a call and say that there are probably 69 genders.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 1 points 8 months ago

Yes, life begins at inception. When the idea to have sex with someone blossoms in your mind, the resulting child now has a soul.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, ordering the wrong batteries was the icing on the cake.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 9 points 8 months ago

That tracks. Celebrity stuff usually annoys me, so I avoid news about it. There’s just been too many Swift Plane jokes to ignore lately.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 113 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

Tony scratched his neck, his high visibility vest making him itchy again. He took off his bright yellow hardhat, and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Now cradling his hardhat under one arm, and a clipboard in his hand, he sidled over to the rich prick. “Look, Enrique, I really need you to sign the…” He paused for a rattling rumble, as a dump truck disgorged another load of printer cartridges onto the front lawn. “…pink copy of the bill of lading. It confirms the delivery was made, and my drivers can get paid.”

Enrique sputtered, fuming. “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?“ He said, gesturing at the small hill nearly obscuring his mansion.

“Well…” Tony grunted. “ You better hope that some of these loads have magenta, otherwise these piles of cyan and yellow are totally useless.“

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 10 points 8 months ago

Is this inevitable for some people? Or is this what happens when it goes untreated?

 

Warship “wor ship” and worship “wur ship”.

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by CaptainMcMonkey to c/[email protected]
 

I’m looking for a single player game, first person or third person, but something more action or role-play oriented. Not particularly a fan of turn based combat

Imagine the most trash isekai. There is an Adventure’s Guild that posts quests on a board. You fight monsters, level up, get new skills, some of which are some real OP shit. you spend that money so you can stay at an inn, recruit powerful people for your party, buy new equipment, etc.

I want to go on quest to fight bandits, pick herbs, fight a dragon. There’s gotta be a dungeon of some kind. A “defeat the demon lord“ quest is not a dealbreaker, but I kind of just want something I can play as an adventure for a while. I want it to be the most stereotypical “Adventurer Game” ever.

P.S.

I’d prefer to not reinstall Skyrim for the upteenth time.

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by CaptainMcMonkey to c/askscience
 

I under stand that the lower the air pressure, the lower the boiling point of water. Also, some primitive desalination kits are basically evaporators.

Could you make a really big tank without a bottom and paint it black. Then, submerge it partly in the ocean . Pump the air out of the top. The water would rise up into the tank, a bit, but not all the way.

You wouldn’t need to have a perfect vacuum, just lower the air pressure enough to make boiling easier. Let the sun heat the black tank, and viola, steam.

Collect that steam from the air you are pumping out of the top of your tank, and you’ve got fresh water, right?

Edit: nevermind. Found it on google. Leaving this here to display my shame.

 

So, I’ve been reading about the MIT bio suit. It’s basically a pressurized helmet and gloves, and a fancy fabric suit with bands that squeeze you with enough pressure so decompression doesn’t kill you.

However, since the body is not pressurized, would there be an immediate and constant flow out of your private bits the moment you stepped outside the space ship?

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Was Jesus Christ a lich? (self.nostupidquestions)
 

Would Holy Water burn him?

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