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[–] Korne127 194 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago

My first response was "both", and it was everything I thought it could be.

I didn't even consider "neither", but it's a nice bonus.

[–] Siegfried 14 points 5 months ago

DIOOOOOOOOOO!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

May you add big hat, and big shoe to the picture?

[–] bruhduh 4 points 5 months ago

Add that jotaro cap plz

[–] [email protected] 104 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] RGB3x3 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Tamen de Gushi, sometimes also called Their Story

[–] Sheeple 90 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"draw your fursona in this" should be a whole community

[–] db2 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In the "clip your fingernails with a forklift" kind of way.

[–] Wogi 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Listen all I'm saying is I have access to a forklift and if you issue a challenge like that enough people will accept it that someone will actually pull it off. And today that might be me. I just need a volunteer

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[–] Godnroc 8 points 5 months ago

Fursona Fashion would be a good title.

[–] Mango 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok I've decided now. Big pant. Definitely.

[–] MeanEYE 13 points 5 months ago

I loved when this was a trend and when girls dressed like this. They would fill the pants at hips an bum nicely and everything else was almost like a dress. Definitely big pant :D

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Short skirt / Long jacket?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I want a girl who gets up early GETS UP EARLY I want a girl who stays up late STAYS UP LATE

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But like, a loooooooooong jacket.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago
[–] Agent641 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I always changed the lyrics in my mind to "I want a girl with a short skirt and a long penis" because the mental image of a knob dangling below the hem of the skirt tickled me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why do I want to get a skirt now and try that out? Just to see what it would look like...

[–] Agent641 7 points 5 months ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

little kid me would've said big pant and adult me also says big pant

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[–] samus12345 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] dingus 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Those are some sweet shoes but tbh I can't tell what's going on with the hat

[–] samus12345 6 points 5 months ago

I think it's a weird pointy shape with a thick brim.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Big shoe got that dawg energy

[–] Droggelbecher 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

On average it seems big pant is younger zoomers and big jakt is older zoomers and younger millennials

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Parka millennial gang represent

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jnco millenial gang would like to have a word.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

True, the millennials have forgotten their history...

[–] papalonian 4 points 5 months ago

Am mid-20s. Can confirm. Like small pant and big jakt.

[–] DrCester 19 points 5 months ago

both, obviously

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

First I jacket then I pant until I catch my breath

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I prefer to rock out with my cock out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Thats a huge cock

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I used to be big pant, now I like big jacket.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Big hat, big jacket, big pants, big shoes. Too dangerous to go outside any other way.

[–] HonoraryMancunian 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Big pant. I'm already big up top

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[–] moshtradamus666 7 points 5 months ago
[–] byroon 7 points 5 months ago

Are these the two fighting Pokémon you got from that gym in the first one?

[–] Smoogs 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Big Jakt cuz wearing that Judo costume underneath adds extra points to it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Depends on the day. Big pant days slay, big Jakt days serve.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Both, but not at the same time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Sew them together, Big onesee

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Big pant looks cooler but big jakt is more domineering

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Being Big pant in the Korn days

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