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[–] [email protected] 227 points 9 months ago (15 children)

Far-right influencer Rogan O’Handley went so far as to suggest that if the Chiefs won the Super Bowl, Swift and Kelce would trigger an apocalyptic chain of events that would kill millions. “You MUST defeat the Chiefs,” O’Handley wrote in an X post addressed to the San Francisco 49ers. “If you don’t, Mr. Pfizer and his girlfriend are going to tour the country as ‘world champions’ helping elect Joe Biden WW3 will likely follow in a 2nd Biden term and millions will die. The fate of the free world rests upon your shoulders”

Just wow. Only a tidbit of the crazy they are spouting in this article.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Trump sycophant Laura Loomer wrote on X that “the Democrats’ Taylor Swift election interference psyop is happening in the open… They are going to use Taylor Swift as the poster child for their pro-abortion GOTV Campaign.”

This shit sounds like deepfried AI hallucinations, but I know people are actually that dumb.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago

millions will die

Didn’t seem to care about that too much during Covid, not sure why it’s a problem for him now.

[–] lemmylommy 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If the guy is endorsing a team from San Francisco, the capital of libruls and the gay, he must be part of the conspiracy.

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[–] [email protected] 134 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm continually impressed at how good Joe Biden is at running this vast, secret, deep state network of people rigging everything... while being so bad at anything else.

[–] jettrscga 83 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (9 children)

Obligatory definitions of fascism #8:

Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak".

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Lmao what the actual fuck 🤣

[–] [email protected] 67 points 9 months ago

Taylor Swift stole my pic-a-nic basket!

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Somebody's playing with the cursed Mad Libs booklet again.

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[–] taanegl 109 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

That has to be the lamest conspiracy theory of 2024, and we're only in January. Strap in, kids. It's election year and it's finna be a doozy.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

actually, they have been planning a new series of incredibly complex conspiracies with almost no payoff, as a conspiracy to make regular conspiracies seem less plausible....

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[–] Ticklemytip 92 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hahahahahahaha bahahahahahaaa. Oh wait... They're serious. Let me laugh even harder BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHQHAHAH!

[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

There's a Q six letters in. There's 12 months in a year, which is 6x2. That means THIS YEAR BIDEN RIGGED THE SUPER BOWL! It's clearly an admission from a secret agent associatied with Q.

/s just in case it's needed, because we live in the dumbest of all possible time lines.

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[–] Syringe 89 points 9 months ago (5 children)

"Editor wastes ink on this bullshit instead of the news"

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[–] Mango 84 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Taylor Swift doesn't need the Superbowl.

[–] CleoTheWizard 35 points 9 months ago

Conservatives are so out of touch that they think that Taylor Swift still needs a platform after a record breaking music tour. If anything, she is the platform that the NFL needs for a female audience, not the other way around.

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[–] agent_flounder 67 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Right wingers say stupid shit that makes no fucking sense. News at 11.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago (31 children)

when I was reading 1984 a few years back it occurred to to me that the main character is trapped in his own hell. he tells you how he is dependent on big brother for everything, even his opinion. But his temptation and love and freedom cause his downfall. His handler even knows he will one day fall into the snare. And when they break him, they do so with simple lies that he is forced to believe, because its all that he has left.

But its not big government that is keeping him trapped. He could leave his life and become a prole but his fear is too great. And he returns to the party even when he knows its his doom.

The conservatives are trapped in this same hell cycle. Brought on by themselves. And they fear that leaving the party so much so that they will harm anyone else who tires.

[–] pachrist 24 points 9 months ago

Sounds like 1984 is about to get banned South of the Mason Dixon. Can't have these liberal, Yankee views corrupting the youth.

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[–] _sideffect 60 points 9 months ago (11 children)

So then why don't they bet on it and make tons of cash?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Because there's a chance trump and the good guys can defeat the forces of evil and un-rig the SuperBowl

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Annnnnd now X (formerly known as Twitter) is banning search for “Taylor Swift” due to AI fakes. But really it is to mute her potential powerbroker endorsement of Biden. Seriously.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Taylor should start her own Fediverse instance

Edit: Get Margot Robbie to help out since she's already been here, ostensibly

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Why would the Superbowl need to be rigged for her to do this? Everything the woman does is already reported and televised everywhere.

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[–] Coreidan 55 points 9 months ago

That’s because right wingers are the dumbest people on the planet

[–] Dkarma 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reality is rigged -the guy who went to Texas to watch JFK come back from the dead

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The fuck does Taylor Swift have to do with this?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (6 children)

She told people to vote and most Taylor Swift Fans probably aren‘t conservative

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Her boyfriend is on one of the teams playing. That's it.

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[–] carl_dungeon 48 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I love the idea that hard right idiots get enraged and boycott everything they love, leaving them sitting alone in their garages angrily muttering to themselves and hating everything.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

Who would have guessed that defining your identity by the things you hate, and your politics by the people you want hurt, would lead one towards being a miserable fuck.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

Conservatives believe whatever feels good for them to believe at that exact moment. The only evidence they need that a white football player dating a white pop star is a psyop is the cortisol their brain gave them when they came up with the idea.

[–] Everythingispenguins 37 points 9 months ago

Well I was going to vote for Biden but now I am changed, I can't let the white liberal hope of Tay Tay ruin my enjoyment of making black people play sports.

/s like lots of it because someone crazy MF is going to think that is really what I think.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It would be funny if it wasn't also scary. These people are unhinged.

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[–] J12 32 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The NFL probably is rigged but not for the reasons these fuckheads think.

[–] pachrist 25 points 9 months ago

Can't believe you'd accuse the NFL, sponsored by Draft Kings and Fan Duel, of rigging the Super Bowl. Is nothing sponsored by Caesars Sports Book sacred?

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[–] Snapz 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

"Everything The TV tells me not to like in life is on purpose and against me specifically!!! Everyone is thinking about me, all the time, and plotting. EVERYONE!"

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[–] toasteecup 32 points 9 months ago

Oh boy, I love stealing the superb owl from idiots.

[–] TrueStoryBob 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The joke is on them... the game is definitely rigged, she's paid off the NFL so that she can announce she's running for president on an independent ticket against Trump and Biden.

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