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To gently suggest which ledge you might want to jump to next, as if there are multiple options.

I doubt it, but wouldn't be even a little bit mad to be proven wrong.

Would you say the Lord's hug was primarily gravity-propelled?

TIL trebled = tripled

It's that pursed-lip about-to-say-some-bigoted-shit Karen face.

Look at this guy, he doesn't comprehend the true nature of man or like human crunch.

I can't understand your accent. Persint. The i is after the s.

Don't people microwave the water, not the tea?

Incorrect. You're in a social media bubble.

The average person who gets chosen for jury duty somehow won't know who this guy is despite reports on every media outlet. It blows my mind how oblivious those people can be.

The Ewoks probably felt similarly.

Well okay, destroying the giant death laser probably had its perks. But also symbolism for the Empire.

THEY'RE THE SAME THING

Damn, sorry to hear you lost your girlfriend