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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The fuck does Taylor Swift have to do with this?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (4 children)

She told people to vote and most Taylor Swift Fans probably aren‘t conservative

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also, conservatives hate when people get rights.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Dear wokeists, if conservatives don‘t want people to have rights, then why are they part of the right-wing? Checkmate, liburals

[–] ours 17 points 9 months ago

Asking people to vote? In a democracy? How dare she! /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

She once only made country music, and she has many conservative fans.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but the fuck does she to do with the super bowl, I don't think she "owns" a team

[–] RizzRustbolt 3 points 9 months ago

She's pegging Travis Kelce, who's playing in the superb owl.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Her boyfriend is on one of the teams playing. That's it.

[–] Carighan 7 points 9 months ago

Important dick appointment either way, cheer-up or celebration.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Also there are some pretty hot AI generated pornography that so many people liked they shared it all over the place. Clearly something is up!