Leftover pizza is and always has been a valid breakfast choice, and I'm not going to be the kind of pedant who says that's fine but other pizza isn't allowed.

Completely unrelated, I ate half of a pizza for breakfast today.

[–] notannpc 19 points 1 year ago

I was expressly told by a reliable source that when pizza is on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.

[–] BeefPiano 18 points 1 year ago

When pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime. Any time. Breakfast, dinner, November 5 1955, July 3 2142, the late Mesozoic, the moment that the sun engulfs the earth. You can eat pizza any time.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are worse things to eat for breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, bagel bites have more vitamins and protein than donuts that's for sure. Not much in the way of fiber, but less sugar too. So overall a much better choice lol.

[–] linearchaos 9 points 1 year ago

I mean doesn't everyone want to burn the roof of their mouth for breakfast?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'm an adult. If I want bagel bites for breakfast, I'm having bagel bites for breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Literally no reason why not.

[–] miseducator 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's right there in the song: "PIZZZZZZAH IN THE MORNING. PIZZA IN THE EVENING. PIZZA AT SUPPER TIME. WHEN PIZZA'S ON A BAGEL, YOU CAN EAT PIZZA ANYTIME!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a song?

[–] miseducator 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Behold! The song of my people!

[–] RQG 4 points 1 year ago

Been there. Not my proudest moment. But not shameful either. 6/10. Had a lot worse breakfasts.

[–] ekZepp 3 points 1 year ago

Festivity leftovers Rules.