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[–] FireRetardant 63 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Just buy reusable mesh bags and stop wasting plastic to protect your produce for a 20 minute car ride.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There's no way I'm getting to my car when opening a bag is this hard

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[–] SiegeRhino 32 points 11 months ago (4 children)

"just put the fruit in the cart" gang represent

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

We still reuse the plastic bags around here... so, not a total waste I guess.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

The "waste" is negligible; doing some napkin math, a 20 minute car ride accounts for 300 times higher carbon footprint than a plastic produce bag (can elaborate if you want). A reused mesh bag is going to be less hygienic and less convenient, and factoring in the higher footprint of production and distribution (produce bags come in packs of thousands) you would need to get a lot of reuse out of it to even be worth it. Considering impact of disposal, as long as you live somewhere that has sane waste disposal and doesn't empty their trash into the ocean it's not going to be significant either.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

People need to get some perspective on plastic waste. I've seen no end of complaints about how my 3d printing hobby is responsible for climate change... In my country, we produce >200 kg of plastic per capita. My 1kg spool of vegetable-derived plastic is not to blame for passing 3°.

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[–] halcyoncmdr 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not all of those bags are the same.

The produce bag rolls at most stores around me are compostable now. They are also breathable and will keep the produce fresh longer when left in the bag.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Produce Manager here. Place the end that opens directly between your two palms, and rub your palms together vigorously. The bag will stick to one palm or both, opening every time. Please stop licking your fingers to open these bags and then picking through our vegetables. You're gross.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Vegetable Farmer here. That shit is already gross. Wash your veggies.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Produce Manager here. Thanks for all of the gross vegetables!

[–] gsb 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Consumer of vegetables here. Where can I find the yams?

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (3 children)

All you do is put the top between the palms of your hands and rub them together like you've just come up with an evil plan and they pop open.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 14 points 11 months ago

bonus points if you actually come up with an evil plan while you're doing it

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[–] _number8_ 34 points 11 months ago (3 children)

simply use the moisture from the sprayers

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I've touched sprayed produce before just for the grip. 🥴

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

At least the bags say "OPEN HERE". We'd be fucked if they said "OPEN IN ZIMBABWE" or something like that.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'll try for five minutes and find out it opens on the other end.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I do this with dog poop bags, it's so frustrating!

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[–] Kase 19 points 11 months ago

As a person with eternally sweaty palms, this right here is my superpower. (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

[–] MrJameGumb 15 points 11 months ago (4 children)

If you listen closely you can hear him whisper words of wisdom such as: "I've tried both ends five times now!", "I think this one must be defective!", or my personal favorite "I don't think these are the same brand they had out last week!"

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[–] AgentGrimstone 13 points 11 months ago

I go to the broccolis and touch the usually wet crate first.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Highlight of my life was shortly after I broke my arm, someone saw me struggling with one of these one-handed and opened it for me like the damn lockpicking lawyer. I've considered taking my sling with me shopping ever since, in case I need another good Samaritan to open one of these godforsaken bags again

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It takes three times longer to open a dog poop bag when you are out in the cold and can't even feel your damn finger tips.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Just lick your fingers first! The grocery store sells food products, it and its patrons have to be hygienic …

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just wave it around frantically until the wind opens it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Breath on your fingers like you're trying to fog up glass. Immediately open by running your fingers in opposite directions along the edge, using the additional friction you created.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, bag is stuck in my glasses

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (9 children)

Please don't breathe your germs onto my vegetables

[–] snausagesinablanket 6 points 11 months ago

Keep my vegetables out your fucking mouth.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Put the opening "line" between your big hands and rub it; both hands goes along the "opening line", one hand moves one way, the other hand the other way for say some centimetres or an inch or two, change direction, repeat.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (8 children)

I just tap the tips of my finger and thumb to my tongue for a bit of moisture and then they open right up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

But at that point I’ve already wandered the whole store and have touched any number of things that could have been manhandled by all the other finger-licking, unmasked hand-sneezing, butt-scratching, non-hand-washing straw men in the grocery store. One of those dudes is a septic tank cleaner, and he doesn’t wear gloves because he says he’s allergic! And soap burns when it gets into all the oozing sores on his hands.

There’s no way I’m licking my fingers until I’ve washed them or at least forgotten about my pus-leaking, poop-handed caricature!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is what I always did before covid but now I don't anymore.

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[–] moshtradamus666 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have dry hands, these are my nemesis

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