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[–] VelvetStorm 147 points 9 months ago (6 children)

What nasty ass mother fucker is hitting a vape they found on the fucking ground?

[–] ooterness 63 points 9 months ago

Obviously someone with BEAST MODE activated.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

a kid with a nicotine addiction and no easy fix?

[–] Just_Not_Funny 34 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Shit I've seen broke mf taking cigarettes out of public ashtrays that have a few hits left on them

[–] VelvetStorm 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I find that less distasteful than this for some reason and I don't know why.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well it's rare that you will find a cigarette that has been used for months or years and never cleaned. They are disposable. The previous user put their mouth on that cigarette maybe 10-20 times.

The 'vaper' could've used that thing ten thousand times since it's last cleaning - if they ever cleaned it.

Also after that whole Vitamin E scandal - we found out some vapes can kill you. You won't find random cigarettes that will do that unless you live in Breaking Bad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’ve taken cigarette dimps from the floor.

Other random things. I tend not to smoke joints to the roach and then on hard times I had been known to tear up all the 10% joints to make a nasty one.

Finally, I lived in some rough ass flats once and the junkie neighbour would often knock on asking to bum a smoke. I would always oblige if I had some but one time I didn’t. He proceeded to ask for some of the ash from my ash tray. Dumbfounded I’m like sure. My sociopathic gf at the time enlightened me that it was to facilitate smoking crack as the ash would aid the burning of the rock.

I’ve seen crack heads roll up on a pub with a shopping bag and empty out the ash tray things attached to a wall and get off.

[–] Rootiest 4 points 9 months ago

tend not to smoke joints to the roach and then on hard times I had been known to tear up all the 10% joints to make a nasty one.

We used to call them grandfather joints

[–] EvacuateSoul 3 points 9 months ago

Or tearing each one to get the leftover tobacco, then rolling it in loose papers.

[–] VelvetStorm 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's sad and still nasty as fuck and this is coming from someone who does dumpster diving.

[–] RagingRobot 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For food or furniture? Lol

[–] VelvetStorm 2 points 9 months ago

Mainly food but I have done it for furniture. If you know the right places and know the right times, the food is fresh. Kolacheand bread are the best to get because they have to throw away what they don't sell that day, so it's always fresh and edible.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] VelvetStorm 11 points 9 months ago

No, some kinks should be shamed.

[–] crsu 12 points 9 months ago

Now you know how COVID spread so easily. You're wearing a mask and washing your groceries in the sink and this person is putting their lips on stuff they find in a parking lot

[–] tacosplease 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's all fun and games until you find a DMT pen LOL

[–] RagingRobot 1 points 9 months ago

Is that a thing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My coworker did the other day

[–] VelvetStorm 1 points 9 months ago

Wow, they are dirty. I'm sure their dentist would recoil in horror

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

This is like the cursed Pokémon cartridge of Zoomers

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

just inhale your steam deck fumes like a normal person ya weirdo

[–] MashedTech 4 points 9 months ago

Stemdeck fumes competitions are next

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Title: Goosebumps: Vapor of the Beast

In the heart of a bustling city, nestled between neon-lit skyscrapers and buzzing cafes, there's a parking lot known mostly for its graffiti-covered walls and the occasional skateboarder practicing tricks. This is where our protagonist, Alex, a tech-savvy Zoomer with a keen interest in urban exploration, discovers something peculiar.

One evening, while streaming their urban exploration live on social media, Alex stumbles upon a sleek, metallic vape lying next to a skateboard, abandoned or forgotten. Its design is unlike any they've seen before, with a mysterious switch labeled "Beast Mode." Driven by curiosity and the thrill of sharing something unique with their followers, Alex decides to try it.

As soon as Alex activates "Beast Mode," things take a bizarre turn. The world around them warps and changes. The graffiti on the walls comes to life, swirling and morphing into grotesque creatures that seem to leap out of the concrete. The once-familiar cityscape transforms into a nightmarish realm, where every puff of the vape intensifies the surreal, twisted visions.

Alex quickly realizes that the vape is no ordinary device but a portal to a parallel dimension where their deepest fears and the urban legends of the city come alive. Each vapor cloud reveals another layer of this haunting world, peeling back the veil between reality and the unimaginable.

To escape this terrifying adventure and return to their world, Alex must navigate through this labyrinth of nightmares, outsmarting the monstrous manifestations of the urban myths they've grown up hearing about. With their savvy use of technology and a brave heart, Alex battles through, learning that some mysteries are best left unsolved.

As dawn approaches, our protagonist finally finds the way back, turning off the "Beast Mode" and watching as the eerie world dissolves into the morning mist. They leave the vape behind, a decision to respect the unknown forces that lurk in the corners of their urban jungle.

The stream ends with Alex's followers left in awe, questioning the line between reality and digital illusion. But for Alex, the experience is a chilling reminder of the untamed, mysterious elements that exist just beyond the touchscreens and usernames, in the shadowy corners of their ever-connected world.

[–] SimplyATable 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This was made with chatgpt wasn't it

[–] crsu 13 points 9 months ago

ChatGPT is great when you need something written in the tone of a know-it-all 4th grader with no imagination

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Couldn't resist the prompt on the image. Got a few laughs out of it, so shared the output. Hope you liked it.

Also saw it gets lost and doesn't include details of the books, descriptions and it's just an outline.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That’s a fucking stellar output, thank you for posting it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'm surprised with the quality of what it produced. Banal, yet connected, without any logical fault to notice. Just like one another annotion of a cliche book on Goodreads.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Who else in the fricking fediverse put titles on their comments lmao

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If that mode is ever off... SERENITY NOW!

[–] clearleaf 17 points 9 months ago

RL Stein wishes he could be that gross.

[–] BustinJiber 12 points 9 months ago

I only heard of goblin mode

[–] CobblerScholar 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's how you die dumbass, people put all sorts of shit in those

[–] RagingRobot 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Do they? What else can I put in them? I mean what do they put in them?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I knew someone with a DMT cart, that was neat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah, good shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can only imagine the confusion on the indentured chinese worker who made the cast for the mold on the vape casing that saw "beast mode" embossed into it.

[–] crsu 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably wondering if they can jump over the suicide nets

[–] RagingRobot 2 points 9 months ago

I just imagine a net with a few disappointed looking workers just hangout out stuck in it lol

[–] Fridgeratr 8 points 9 months ago

Now I'm imagining a new Saturday morning cartoon with a character that uses this vape to turn into beasts to save the day. Like Ben 10 but a nicotine addict

[–] Thcdenton 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Ngl those Flavour Beast vapes are pretty damn good..